ChaseRoper

Have Daniel Tosh and Todd Akin grabbed lunch and chatted about rape yet?

Have you listened to the new Stay at Home Dadcast yet? Cool chat with Greg Behrendt (@rippedlikejesus) #parenting http://t.co/SQcQQAFc

Having a hard time falling asleep? Try Downtown Abbey!

Having my 13yo babysit the other 3 kids while run small errands around town makes me feel like Ferris Bueller.

Heading out for Sasquatch VERY EARLY tomorrow morning for Connor bday. He's accompanying me as Press! Going to be writing up something special for the Earwolf blog.

Heading to Hands On Children's Museum at 9. MEMBERS ONLY. Yep, living the VIP life.

Heating up a cup of coffee and about to call @EliBraden.

Help me open my #Instacanvas gallery, click to request it. Thanks http://t.co/jXCLcHRe via @instacnvs

Help this guy buy kickstarter. RT @shahruz_: FUND THIS. http://t.co/hVOqFiPI

Helplessly Romantic Kids w/ guest Greg Behrendt http://t.co/MXabkxMR #morningcoffee

Her? #arresteddevelopmet http://t.co/94XGBMTzDP

Here's a fun game! Scroll through the #CBBtv hash tag and try to guess which questions @ScottAukerman is answering. Fun combinations!

Here's a past episode of the Stay at Home Dadcast I did with the hilariously talented @JohnRossBowie. Very fun chat! http://t.co/edSSjMoc

Here's video of that happening. http://t.co/5ggakI9H

Hey early birds! Head over to iTunes and get the latest Stay at Home Dadcast. I have a chat with John Ross Bowie!

Hey everybody, do me a favor - go to this page and hit the "Like" button? http://t.co/qXoUvwKA

Hey guys! I'll be at Axis SportsBarin Longview, WA, Tue at 8pm doing some stand-up. $5 to get in. Also there will be a band called Beer Can Fitness playing. So. . . There's that.

Hey guys! Will you take second to vote for the greatest pediatrician in the world? Just trust me. http://t.co/O7E8M1fj and RT!

Hey if you want to ruin your teenagers hair right before school starts for free, head over JCPenney's!

hey, 4:30 In the Morning, I challenge you to a duel.

Hey, creepy old guy hanging out in the tea party under the tree house. #callingChrisHansen @ Hands On… http://t.co/TaM6wEb4wA

Hey, Intelects! Check out Paul F. Tompkins as H.G. Wells & @JohnRossBowie as Gertrude Stein on the @DeadAuthorPod cast. Love this show.

Hey, people with racist, intolerant grandparents, yeah it's because they came from "a different time." A racist, intolerant time.

Hey! I'm featured on the @StitcherRadio Welcomes page! Go download the app and check it out!

History Channel's "The Bible" is just as helpful in my life as the actual bible in helping me fall asleep.