ChaseRoper

I bet I'd get up to 3K followers by using words like Free iPad, PS3, Gift Card, Dating, SEO, and make money from home.

I can now officially say that the Earwolf network has graciously decided to pass on bringing my podcast into their family of shows. Mr. Aukerman is nothing if not a gentlemen and I totally understand the decision. I'm a little bummed because it was the first time I tried pitching something I've created. There are a couple other networks I'm planning on reaching out to and this month, I'll be planning out my push for monthly local live shows. Still a lot I want to do on the horizon - quick pit...

I can't wait for the tumblr post where @ShelbyFero announces she's @ChrisSerico.

I can't wait to explain Billy Crystal's outdated SNL references to my 12yo. #marvelous #tweetroast

I can't wait to explain Billy Crystal's outdated SNL references to my 12yo. #marvelous #TweetTheRoast

I could really go for an iced vodka, gin, tequila and rum. Not a large one though, just middle sized. #LongIslandMedium

I did it! I booked @moonfrye on the Stay at Home Dadcast for Autism Awareness Month! APRIL FOOLS, I've still failed at this. And most things

I didn't sleep last night and am feeling completely exhausted. Watched The Two Towers on TV then it came on again and I figured I'd fall asleep a second time through but nope. Watched that whole thing again. Dosed off at 3 but was awakened by a 5yo asking to sleep in my bed and for me to leave and sleep in her bed because there's isn't enough room for three in my bed.

I didn't think it was possible for my wife to become even hotter than she already was but I'll be damned if she isn't pulling it off anyways! Lucky and in love

I do not like it when businesses try to swindle me. I'll be paying a martial arts studio a visit tomorrow afternoon. My words and wit will certainly be mightier than their spin kicks. I'm calling you out Premier Martial Arts!

I don't how many of you remember me railing against this fake charity group, Autism Awareness Washington? But my talking with reporters and filing a complaint with the at tourney generals office was not for naught! They're going DOWN! http://m.theolympian.com/olympian/db_97849/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=BEsvOD0k

I don't know how to answer this! @JuliaEveHays , @CarolineEAnd ) http://t.co/5Lv3BvQV

I don't like that @twitter is promoting The Rapists on my who to follow list.

I don't really care about SXSW.

I feel like @meganamram would approve of my new very serious internet service. http://t.co/rAxDkwv6

I gave @amyschumer +K about Abortion on @klout.

I gave @pbsparents +K about Parenting on @klout http://t.co/2AalMDxi

I give you 5 year old me dressed as Skeletor on Christmas morning. http://t.co/4VxbVRwM

I got a new toy. Am I a man yet? #cigar #humidor http://t.co/IZ7Fvsw6

I got my front teeth fixed yesterday. now I'm brushing them obsessively. Which really is like the normal amount you are supposed to brush.

I got to use the bathroom without getting walked in on. Best Fathers Day EVER!

I hate moving. - Share this if you agree that moving is the worst. http://t.co/fPu5dWAq

I hate that when I get stuck while writing, the first thing I wish I had was a stiff drink. 4yo asking nonstop for fruit snacks not helping.

I hate the Internet today. http://t.co/e14vMoSQ

I have a eraser | a story by my 6yo with Austism. http://t.co/GXThVQEV