ChaseRoper
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I have decided that from now on, Christopher Lee shall be known Count Wonkuman (@dougbenson) http://t.co/wPv3zpVZ
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I have had to click through 4 different "Contact Us" sub-domains so far in my search to find Verizon's phone number. #annoyed
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I have interest in seeing him in it if that helps sway anybody! RT: @iamcomicmovie Hey @peteholmez - any interest in being in my next doc?
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I have planned a movie marathon of horrific proportions to celebrate EVIL DEAD Day with my 4yo! #ashwednesday
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I hijacked this bar's jukebox from my iPhone. Lots of dubstep and Vanilla Ice happening. Small crowd around machine trying to figure it out.
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I hope "closet time" is mentioned! @parenting "Help! My kid is so bossy!" Here's what to do:
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I hope all of my followers are following @EveryTweet_Ever. I can't stress this enough. #ff
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I just can't think up a good etch-a-sketch tweet. [pours sand into laptop, closes it and shakes]
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I just lined a baking dish with cookie dough, stacked Oreos on top of it, then covered it all with brownie mix and nobody can stop me!
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I just made an awesome huge salad that I am super excited to eat. I don't think this overly optimistic status update is doing a very good job convincing me.
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I just ousted @juss10 as the mayor of Chehalis Western Trail on @foursquare! http://t.co/wnuEBzRQ
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I just ousted Stewart L. as the mayor of Clearwood Community swimming pool on @foursquare! http://t.co/G6RBSTwI
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I just realized that I don't have take the biggest bite possible when I eat my food. I'm 32 years old.
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I just set down my ipad at Starbucks to do something on my iPhone. Is this what being pretentious means?
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I just stirred melted butter and lemon juice to my pancake batter. Also, I hate this tweet.
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I just unlocked the "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare for checking in at coffee shops! http://t.co/iwf8MPay4R
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I keep finding tacks on the floor that my 6yo pulled out from posters and threw during a tantrum. I'm finding them with my feet.