ChaseRoper
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This is the sexiest pic I could ever post online for my wife. @ the Ropers http://t.co/uKC4MPD2
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buzzfeed: Matt Romney in the audience of tonight’s debate.I didn't watch the debates but I'm pretty sure th… http://t.co/QA5MNeuT
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You are all going to want to see my boy dancing when he doesn't think anyone is watching. http://t.co/Y6NUD9xT
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I piss my wife off when I sign her out and myself in on her accounts marked "Sabrena" on the iPad!
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Pretty sure I want one. #verismo @starbucks, want to sponsor my podcast? @ Starbucks http://t.co/iYAObwoP
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Standing in long line to pain relief for horrible toothache. Watch the news. Might murder someone.
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"I really enjoy the work of @JohnRossBowie but not enough to watch an episode of Monk." - Me.
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Men's body wash should mention if it contains menthol before I scrub certain sensitive areas. "Sensitive areas" = genitals. #axe
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I read an excerpt of my wife's 'Fifty Shades' book. So that's what it felt like when she found my web browsing history.
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THIS JUST IN: - I think Tyler Perry just walked into my Starbucks! Tyler Perry lives in Olympia, WA right?... http://t.co/Zh97M0QX
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This legend should have died w/Andy“@TheTonyClifton: Fat girls need love too... I'm just too busy getting my dick sucked by the dime pieces”
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You guys won't be laughing when people die in Hurricane Sandy but I will because I'm a horrible person.
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1: why does it have to list all the sizes I'm not? 2: When did @nerdist get his own pant leg style? http://t.co/42OsPchg
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Everybody go listen to H.G. Wells interview J.R.R. Tolkien on The Dead Authors Podcast. A benefit for 826 LA.
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If you are taking an online college biology course, search online for videos of your Osmosis & Diffusion lab. #LifeTips
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The bar I made fun of has just exacted its revenge on me via those sliders I ordered last night. >& (
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Photo: The lonely backup of a boy refusing to be second in line at the #busstop http://t.co/ntTwVqNA