ChaseRoper
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My real ghost story - The following account is from my childhood and took place roughly between 1987 - 1995. β¦ http://t.co/MZrp3Oto
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β@marriagetoday: Marriage seminars are good. Private marriage seminars are better. β zero marriage seminars are the best!
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"You all want me but I'm too fast and always out of reach and eventually I will kill every last one if you!" - Time. Boy, Time is a dick.
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Writing an essay on an aspect of Alexander the Great's life. Focusing mostly on his influence of my favorite Otter Pop.
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Oh, my Biological Anthropology book included this Venn diagram for monkey orgies. That's cool. http://t.co/SsZLrTq8
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Reading text for my Biological Anthropology class and realizing that I don't give A SHIT ABOUT MONKEYS.
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Apparently, not a lot of my Facebook friends have seen Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Station!
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Of all the things I make for dinner, the only thing my kids request is Hamburger Helper. #parentingfail
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One day we'll look back and laugh about Frankenstorm. Especially about that time it wore a tuxedo and sang "Puttin' on the Ritz."
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Photo: βStop acting like you are hitting me!β βBut Iβm not hitting you.β http://t.co/Ee8pY1ba
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Today's episode of The Stay at Home Dadcast features a true ghost story from my childhood. Listen in this tweet! http://t.co/dz8HJkd8
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Star Wars VII to star Bruce Willis as Han Solo and Michelle Pfifer as Leia. The turmoils of galactic marriages ala Reiner's The Story of Us.
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Photo: You guys. This episode is so serious. Go get it wherever podcasts are at. http://t.co/uq2lLCaz
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β@chrisbrown: #CarpeDiem Dublin http://t.co/fP3RW3qTβ notice how the 1 lady dancer is WAY in the back, out of fists reach? #teambreezy
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Ok you know what. I've got to cut some facebookers loose. Facebook won't show me updates I really want to see and I'm too lazy to reconfigure settings. So Dear People who I never interact with: we will continue to not acknowledge each others existences. I think we shall both sleep fine over this!