ChaseRoper

I will be taking Connor Roper to Seattle this weekend to see Black Veil Brides. Does anyone know what a one of those is?

If you're a stand-up in the Vancouver area and looking for stage time, I know someone starting a Tue night room.

Harry Pope And Conclave of Secrets #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope

Q-Bert sure cusses a lot.

Photo: Hiking on history while listening to the Stuff You Missed in History Class podcast. #likeaboss http://t.co/nnkLJs5hz9

I do not like it when businesses try to swindle me. I'll be paying a martial arts studio a visit tomorrow afternoon. My words and wit will certainly be mightier than their spin kicks. I'm calling you out Premier Martial Arts!

Hope I don't encounter the Nazgul on my mile long walk alone through the forrest. http://t.co/XQgO9HMIjF

This is my ultimate car jam. I can belt this out while driving and the world seems just fine. What's yours? http://t.co/RwJUTNv07w

Photo: In case you can’t make out that sign, it says “Biscuits and Gravy,” which we all know goes fantastic... http://t.co/tEF8Vx4NIZ

Somoas: The racists' Girl Scout cookie.

My wife is taking a Facebook break. Nobody panic.

LOVE MY COFFEE http://t.co/5Q1vFn9JLW

Target, I'll never quit you. (Except that time you offered me a pretty good job and refused it because I… http://t.co/pXitRoo0qG

Hooray for nature! http://t.co/ONMiMpKvPv

A local Irish pub with a Celtic band busting out the jamz. http://t.co/avug09ywl2

“@chrisbrown: God, give me the strength, wisdom and courage!!! Amen!” or an embolism. #teambreezy

It begins. #jameson http://t.co/4GG70QhdHe

Today I'll be watching live @ComedyBangBang on phone, running Wii and ps3 games, Netflix on iPad, while teen listens to new music. #sxsw

This Live Comedy Bang Bang is great Sunday morning fun! http://t.co/e4iRSZJ5Zh

How Premier Martial Arts karate chopped my kids' hearts - … http://t.co/9VCdd6K0vm

This is how I feel when I wait in too long. http://t.co/5YVGuMEYob

"Happy Pi Day!" - guy who's bad at math. #me

Lets get this diarrhea show on the road! @100percentfrank @comedybangbang #sxsw @ Albertsons http://t.co/pYuFk0GxCT

Photo: We get it, guy buying the paddle board at Costco, you lead a more adventurous life than us all. (at... http://t.co/zFLkA01qpT

What my 7yo is doing instead of going to bed. http://t.co/sZt7dSPRaH