ChaseRoper

There's been another bear siting in my neighbor hood. This is a good time to leave my little doggie outside.

Is #ff a thing still? Follow @Jason23Nash on Vine.

I want to see a Breaking Bad/Arrested Development mash up where Gus played by Franklin the puppet.

Star the May be with you!

May the 4th be 5th 2!

Some sort of dance gang. https://t.co/tacj5jIYuj

Photo: Tooth fairy is in the middle of a recession though. http://t.co/YoPoMEoafW

Baked Brie & Sun Dried Tomato dip-perfect with wine! (Made me think of @Aaron Ginsburg) http://t.co/uU5A6WBi6m

Past guest and hilarious comedian/ New York Times Best Selling author @JenKirkman will be live in Seattle on May 31. Don't miss it.

Nature Expert, Jeff Outdoorsman, finds the most amazing thing in nature ever. https://t.co/pOlXW1bd4t

My back is trying to murder me from the inside out.

Movie time at the school. Wreck it Ralph for 200th time. (I could watch it 200 more though) http://t.co/7xi15ugjW2

Thank you for helping make The Stay at Home Dad Cast a Stitcher Radio favorite! http://t.co/snzzh2i6BN

"Neighbors called cops 2 yrs ago when they saw a naked woman crawling around back yard — officers dismissed it as a prank." Cleveland PD FTW

After Earth: everything on the planet has evolved to kill humans. Werner Herzog must be super excited for this film. Cc: @PFTompkins

One sure way to get yourself blocked from my social network is pretending to be my mom or actually being my mom.

Dr. Bunson Honeydew is @hodgman in Muppet form.

The Fred movie really holds up.

Photo: When this light turned green, these cars felt the full force of my rage. #ahornhonk http://t.co/8ahpC4EaBt

Dear bees, Circling my head is interpreted as a request for a swift death.

Photo: What is going on today? For a second time, somebody has stopped partway through an intersection in... http://t.co/EqbONbKN4J

Last minute Mother's Day tip for stay at home dads - You want to buy your wife something for Mothers Day but... http://t.co/zgOhDLINsb

I know you all have moms, but @MissesRoper is kind of the best at it. 2 jobs, 4 kids she loves to death who love her back - Just amazing

Happy Smothers Day, Smothers brothers!

Just ground up this week's @tonxcoffee blend for my wife's iced latte. #mothersday http://t.co/K3uhw434qE