ChaseRoper

uh oh. I started looking at cigars online. I stopped being into cigars forever ago.

My power just came back after 4 days of no electricity, access to a gas station, or internet/cell service. So, what did I miss?

My 4yo just asked me if camels are real. Think I need to get her to a zoo.

An open letter to my neighbor the truck driver - http://t.co/uX4zklze

"As you know, in the marriage world, one day you are in. The next you are out. Seal, you are out. Auf wiedersehen" - Heidi Klum

The forum redesign @Earwolf is super.

Heating up a cup of coffee and about to call @EliBraden.

My power went out again yesterday afternoon. It turned back on around 2am and woke up the kids. Seriously, I hate weather.

Mario Lopez and Luigi Mario Lopez are my favorite Mario Bros.

all my friends are dead. http://t.co/2jEfxejL

I just made an awesome huge salad that I am super excited to eat. I don't think this overly optimistic status update is doing a very good job convincing me.

I just google "vegan eat their own poop." I should get off the internet now.

Decided to give both my boys hair cuts right before school. I guess because I hate myself?

Anyone know if the debate is available in 3D anywhere?

My kids have half day of school today. Repost this if know how much dread this puts in a parent's heart.

Death is looming. Enjoy it! RT @morgan_murphy what he said. RT @warrenellis: @pattonoswalt It's your birthday? Have a great one, mate.

I don't know how to answer this! @JuliaEveHays , @CarolineEAnd ) http://t.co/5Lv3BvQV

I'm hunting down Liquid Television on YouTube. Be prepared. . .

Please watch John Mulaney's (@mulaney) 1hr stand-up special tonight at 10/9c on Comedy Central http://t.co/GkCtX4pH

Sweet Baby rays BBQ sauce with a spoonful of homemade raspberry jam and a few dashes of red pepper sauce is going on my burger. NOM NOM NOM

4 Snows days is the 8th circle of hell. Plus a chat with Eli Braden! http://t.co/VY7zzDUx

Falling more and more in love

Early estimates indicate today will be a 1-2 pot of coffee day.

About to play dollhouse with my 4yo. Thinking the story line today will include a love affair between Buzz Lightyear and Ms. Potts.

Just downloaded The 4 Hour Body. Let you know in 4 hours. . .