New Foam

[New Foam]

Guys, these jokes are too good to be foam.

[Episode 1605 - Graham Elwood]

It's called a tarpaulin, you animals!

[Episode 1605 - Graham Elwood]

Graham, you are one cool motherfucker. I think you could be a double or maybe even triple agent.

 

P.s. Thanks for coming to my home state of North Dakota to entertain the AFB's.

[EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally]

I love when guests are around my age and we have the same stupid 90s kids references.

 

Dinosaurs, All That etc.

 

Harris was the first person I felt that generational connect with.

[EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4]

 

via @RoycelIsTheKing on Twitter

 

 

 

-The Farts Crew (Fart Screw)

[EPISODE 196 — Addiction]

Shane McConkeys nickname on Wikipedia is "Cliff Huckstable"

 

[EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4]

"nassau tweezer". he always talked about it. credit to scott for remembering it.

 

I teared up a bit during the intro, but that song, especially the fade out just broke down my defenses and I started bawling.

 

And now the fact that Scott remembered it and if was a favorite of Harris . It was just perfect.

[EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4]

What?

[R.I.P. Harris Wittels]

http://www.earwolf.com/person/harris-wittels/

 

So many memories.

 

Clones and Oliver Stone is so good.(I still can't bring myself to listening to anything, though)

[Episode 10 — Fuego]

I just listened to this episode the other day. It's great....

 

:' (

 

[We will miss you Harris]

Stand up. Creak. Slam.

 

See you on the other side of the door, Harris.

[We will miss you Harris]

RIP terrorist

 

I'm numb.

[Episode 19 — U2 Holiday Special]

"The ex-girlfriend of the star of Hot Tub Time Machine 2 who became the wife of the star of Hot Tub Time Machine 2."

 

*in Scott's Don Pardo voice*

[Episode 571 - Islamophobia]

And Jimmy Wong's breakdown of religion - all religion - is super succinct and brilliant.

 

Great ep!

 

Better not break down ALL religions or you're islamophobic!!!!!

 

omg so racist! You should feel shame!

 

[Episode 555 - White People Dreadlocks]

OH SHIT, THIS GUY DROPPED THE DICTIONARY ON OUR ASSES WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

 

He made a point.

 

You acted like an idiot. And conveniently ignored half his post.

[Episode 555 - White People Dreadlocks]

Is it racist to listen to reggae? Is this a joke?

 

is this show like a meta joke about people who call everything "racist"?

 

 

[Episode 7 — It's Not Just Magic with Rick Glassman]

 

Wow, we've had very different tabletop experiences. It's true, there's more room for self-selection, since you can choose your group from real people you know aren't terrible more readily than in online gaming (my boardgame group is super awesome, mostly because our organizers are strong assertive women who do not tolerate shitty behavior), but in my experience "random" play (conventions, game shop play) is as sexist and troglodytic as video gaming if not moreso (which is why I tend to avoid those settings).

 

do you like playing with strong, assertive men, too. Or just women?

 

I guess I'm a sexist troglodyte because I play NHL 14 every once in a while.?

 

What a joke. You're soooo tolerant. When it suits you

 

 

[Episode BO2014.3 — Best of 2014 Pt 3]

Damn, I loved thst one. I think maybe people though PFT was over represented.

 

I liked how tears for fears were so amused by everything.

 

The Pie Minister was amazing.

[Episode 324 — Golden Duchess Cruise Lines]

 

There is a difference between having a crude name and then weighing in on a talk about sexism and harassment and have the words 'gang bang' in your title, I think.

 

 

whats wrong with a gang bang?

 

stop putting your morals on everyone else. Do you think all women are helpless and they need you to protect them? And their "honor"?

[Episode 324 — Golden Duchess Cruise Lines]

Because no women (or men) ever comment on Jon Hamm's good looks, right?

 

Poor guy

[Episode 94 — Dip Didda Dip Dow!]

Ben -"I think your ex-wife is holding your own son for ransom and getting money from you"

 

Hot Dog -"Well, I hope that's not true.......because then I.......I'd have to go crazy.".........

 

[Episode 313 — Gumbo Challenge]

Aaron yelling at Ben really harshed my mellow. And it also marshed my mallow.

[Episode 312 — Grounded Me@]

Todd - Andy(sic) what do we got on B99, this year?

 

Adam - Uhh, my character...is beheaded in the first five minutes of the premiere...

 

Todd - ..Tribute to ISIS?..

 

And so on...

 

 

That B99 'sclusy destroyed me.

 

great ep

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Episode 477 - No Topic Off Limit]

Apparently, those are the jokes that cross the line for white guys -- making fun of drawings.

 

wtf are you even talking about?

 

must be trolling

[Episode 296 — Taking the Bladder Out]

At first, I thought Neil was doing the generic dumb person voice that people do when telling a story. Maybe he was.

 

I think that's a funny idea for a charac.