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Johnny Unusual

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  1. Johnny Unusual

    Dunston Checks In

    Wait, do you think this film was bad enough to kill a critic.
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    Warm Bodies

    Yeah, I think you really need a movie to be a special kind of movie to be a HDTGM. There are some movies that some people might feel very strongly about hating and might have genuine complaints, but you need to keep in mind that if your opinion is in the minority, it might not be the best choice. That's not to say you can't go against the grain on some things, but it really needs to have a very special collection of elements beyond being just bad. After all, there are plenty of just bad movies that really wouldn't work for the show.
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    Foodfight! (2012)

    This would be great. I have, for a while now, wanted HDTGM to do an animated movie. Here's the trailer, though despite me posting this I'm gonna recommend you not watch it. For your own sanity.
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    Face/Off

    This would be fun, I suppose. John Woo hasn't done well overseas, has he. Here's the trailer
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    Milk Money (1994)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xhqxbgDnjQ Wow.
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    The Scarlet Letter (1995)

    There we go. NOW THAT is a ridiculously bad love scene. I expect to see something not unlike that in the upcoming comedy The Spoils of Babylon. I feels like the film maker thought he knew what a metaphor was but couldn't make it work. That said, I don't think rape instantly makes for a good HDTGM movie. Just sayin'.
  7. The sequels really aren't that great, but they aren't really HDTGM material. It's not crazy, interesting or straight up bad enough to merit an episode.
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    Gymkata

    No videos for this one yet? Screw that noise!
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    Rhinestone

    Am I the only one hypnotised by Stallone's bobbing in that scene? Also, I think David St. Hubbin's girlfriend made him that outfit.
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    Millennium (1989)

    Well, it's not a very memorable movie either. Still, if they do it, Scott Thompson would make a great guest.
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    Plan 9 From Outer Space

    I would love to see this episode. There's not a lot of older movies on the show and I think that this would make a great one. I don't think it does "make fun of itself" so much as it is sincere about being so ridiculous, but so is Birdemic and the Room. I think this one should be done.
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    License to Wed

    What about a gay hairdresser who does John Wayne impressions. Also, has anyone seen the preview for Robin Williams new TV show? It looks as bad and ill-conceived as his worst movies.
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    Wicked Stepmother

    Here's the part that surprised me: written and directed by Larry Cohen. I mean, I'm not the guys biggest fan, but Jesus Christ that a big spiral down in quality. Yeah, the Stuff isn't that great, but it's not Wicked Stepmother.
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    The Ice Pirates (1984)

    Wow, this looks like all kinds of not funny.
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    Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)

    This looks pretty darn great! Cavemen! Lazers! Dinosaurs! Lazers again!
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    Surf Nazis Must Die

    Same. A Lloyd Kaufman episode would be awesome!
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    Hudson Hawk

    I think the fact that it was intentionally silly and kitschy was why those who liked it really liked it and those who hated it... I might be ahead of it's time in terms of intentionally silly action movies (that and The Last Boy Scout, which I hate. I'm not against vulgarity, but the way vulgarity appeared in that movie... made me feel uncomfortable.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKbZlcWzwGQ
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    The Island of Dr Moreau

    remember liking it when it came out, but I had bad taste before I turned 18 (and even then...) I kind of need to rewatch it.
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    Small Soldiers (1998)

    This isn't a great movie, but it isn't that bad either. It's a so-so movie. Still, I would like an excuse to have Joe Dante on the show. Maybe he and Paul can talk about Piranha 3D or even Piranha 3DD!
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    Jaws 3-D (1983)

    Yeah, it's not Jaws: the Revenge level of stupid, but it is pretty high up there. And now... IN 3D!
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    Timecop (1994)

    Oh, it wouldn't be a Van Damme movie without the splits. In underwear, no less.
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    Lifeforce

    Gotta say, it certainly looks fun (neat special effects, too).
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    Megaforce (1982)

    I think there are a couple of suggestions for this. Can we merge them into one thread?
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    Surf Ninjas (1993)

    Wow... that trailer was just... Ouch... Also, can we all agree the Game Gear was just not a good system?
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    Soul Man (1986)

    Uhh.... wow... Jeez...
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