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  1. I'm pretty sure there was another thread somewhere (it was also called the Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so maybe it is under that.) But this movie is bonkers. McConaughey has a malfunctioning robot leg and then in the end we find out that the Leatherface family RECEIVES FUNDING! FUNDING FOR THEIR MURDERS BY SOME RICH SATAN WORSHIPER! It's crazy. Red Band Trailer
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    Mixed Nuts (1994)

    It might be a good Christmas episode, but the question is not "is it bad enough" but "is it crazy enough." Like is it bizarre, like Old Dogs, or just painfully, boringly bad? It does look crazy when you see who is involved... That gay panic scene makes me cringe.
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    To Live and Die in LA

    Yeah, it's a movie I have mixed feelings about but it is very well made and came out exactly as it was supposed to. Are you sure you aren't thinking of Alien From LA?
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    Flash Gordon (1980)

    Here's the original trailer. It reminds me of a magazine article I read that said "This movie would be so much better if Ming killed Gordon and moved onto fight a better hero.
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    What guest do you want to see?

    Bunches of Funches... comma Ron!
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    Episode 252 — The Creeeeeeepy Halloween Special

    Personally, I would have liked a return to suicide house, but that's mostly because we only get Buford and Messmore once a year. Of course, if they were to show up more often... And ghost boy. And it's at a summer camp. Do they need to do every Halloween? No. But once a year? Yes please (A Suicide House Christmas?) I LOVED Dykula though. Particularly how human she is... relatively speaking. She doesn't play up the vampireness too much, but knows just when to use it. I love Scott teasing Paul about his not-too-deep character. The character worked best when he wasn't saying his catchphrase. Interesting fact: Paul Rust was referencing the Creeps, a Charles Band movie that totally exists http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129852/
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    Marci X (2003)

    OH. SWEET. GOD! It's a movie about two worlds clashing by someone who understands neither world.
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    Comedy Bang Bang Season 2 Thread

    Yeah, this has been a very strong season with some interesting guests. Scottie Scares 'Em might be my favourite bit.
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    Comedy Bang! Bang! Wikia

    If you've seen those commercials with the goat, you don't want to know what that counts for.
  10. I voted not Bad-assed, but that doesn't mean I think it's bad. It's perfectly alright. Certainly better than most of the songs that end up here (and probably all of the raps). This feels less like a comedy song and more like a fun song with some comedy in it. And yes, there is a difference.
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    Give us some "decent" plugs

    I'd say it's whoever is engineer that day. Having that like from Bret is probably going to help too, since he's an Earwolf Engineer.
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    Hear Plugs by Ashcan Wit

    Like this one. Also, thanks for avoiding "butt plugs", because that is like everyone's go-to.
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    Please Sir, May I Have Another Plug?

    Nice! I like the sound of it!
  14. Great episode. Really looking for the next episode about alternate movies. I like that kind of stuff.
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    Episode 75 — Daredevil

    Haven't listened yet, but I just started to download and ED BRUBAKER! Everyone, read Criminal and Fatale. They are amazing books!
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    Comedy Bang! Bang! Wikia

  17. A couple things: In addition, not only are the marines an overall strange choice, but Santa Mira (the town that Silver Shamrock took over) is landlocked, as far as I can tell. Why not at least say "the military", if you need army guys. I'm pretty sure Cochran just got destroyed from the power of Stonehenge and his death looked different because he got a full blast of magic energy rather than a laser blast. He wasn't smiling because he was getting away, his attitude was "ah, ya got me". He knew he was gonna get disintegrated by the magic. Finally, the film's uncredited writer, Nigel Kneale, is actually kind of a big deal. He was a horror/sci-fi writer who created the Quatermass character, who appeared in TV, film and radio and heavily influenced Dr. Who. The story does have Quatermass-like elements to it, such as a big apocalyptic threats and ancient forces returning to retake the Earth (which isn't actually in the movie, but it does make reference to the "old ways" of Halloween). Anyway, John Carpenter was a big fan and asked him to write the script, just saying that it needed to involve Halloween. Unfortunately, the film was taken away from him and rewritten by the director since the studio wanted a much more violent film than what Kneale wanted to make. Interestingly, John Carpenter later did his own Quatermass homage: Prince of Darkness.
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    Episode 8 — Lyndon B. Johnson

    Pretty amazing episode. I'll definitely have to learn more about Johnson and his johnson.
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    Nurse 3D (2013)

    It's like her face is saying "Can you believe I just pooed milk?"
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    No mini-ep this week?

    I'm betting their taking the week off so that the Halloween episode appears on Halloween times.
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    The In Crowd (2000)

    Your right, I must have been thinking of Dirty Sexy Money. I love Donald Sutherland.
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    TWO new PFT inspired shirts now in the Earwolf Store!

    T. As in the shirt-type. Not sweater or under.
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    Foodfight! (2012)

    Yeah, merge 'em up!
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    The In Crowd (2000)

    Sounds bad, and a perfect excuse to promote Dirty $exy Teens.