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    Camp

    Okay, sorry about the misunderstanding. Perhaps you could have elaborated on your sentence. I actually love Camp, but it's really bad! I mean, come on..."Do You Wanna Go Out And Play The Game" is absolutely ridiculous! What does that even mean? It's hysterical because the movie is trying to be serious, which is why it's terrible, which is why I love it. I mean, HDTGM actually likes some of the movies the choose, yalls.
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    Camp

    Aw...what? If I wanted to be made to feel bad for sharing my opinion I'd just go back to imdb. I hope earwolf doesn't go the way of trolling. Boo.
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    Episode 13.5 - Minisode 14

    Canada's given us so many singers and actors From Neil Young, both Sutherlands, and of course William Shatner But "Green Lantern" brings shame upon Canada now While Ryan Reynolds chugs milk from this lame-summer-cash-cow Why couldn't he just keep playing the lovable Van Wilder frat bro? Ryan Reynolds, your ex-fiance Alanis said it best: You oughtta know.
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    Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

    I don't think it's the right kind bad movie for HDTGM....Because I can tell you exactly how this got made: Small budget, terrible script, horrible acting, and a complete disconnect from the realm of reality on Tommy Wiseau's part. The best part of this podcast is that the movies have big stars, over inflated budgets, and often times a lot of hype (Battflefield Earth anyone?). The Room is fitted more for the Rifftrax crew (which exists, if you go to their website and purchase for like 2 or 3 bucks. It's worth it). Going into the theater watching your favorite big time commercial movie stars only to see them crash and burn in a terrible movie while you pull your hair out in disbelief and yell, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?" is what HDTGM is about.
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    Henderson at the Hot Dog eating contest

    I also yelled HENDERSON! at the screen and tried to explain it to my friend, but there wasn't really a point if she's not a citizen. [attachment=2159,53]
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    Episode 12.5 — Minisode 13

    Chev Chelios wakes up to find out his heart has been replaced with the cast of "The Jersey Shore". In order to stay alive and get his heart back, he has to constantly drink cheap alcohol, Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil, hair gel, and have sex with Amy Smart in several public venues - all while wearing a t-shirt before changing into a different, fresher t-shirt. "Crank: Jersey War"
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    Tiptoes

    Did I mention that Matthew's character once engaged in a midget circle jerk? Oh, and there's a lot of hunched over dancing on his part. I'm surprised Verne Troyer wasn't invited to the party
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    Episode 11.5 — Minisode Twelve

    The funniest part of this movie is A.O. Scott's review of it. "To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the obvious. The word “unfunny” surely applies to Mr. Myers’s obnoxious attempts to find mirth in physical and cultural differences but does not quite capture the strenuous unpleasantness of his performance. No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again." HILARIOUS!!!
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    The Wicker Man

    I totally agree - The only way I made it through this movie the second time around was making it a drinking game, which I highly recommend. 1. Every time Nic Cage strikes something with intent to damage- drink 2. Every time Nic Cage looks retarded on a Bike (or drunk) - drink. 3. Bees or Honey are mentioned in conversation - drink 4. Every time we see Rowan - drink. 5. Every time Nic Cage pop pills - drink 6. Every time Nic Cage threatens a small child - drink 7. When Nic Cage knocks out a woman while wearing a bear costume, chug your beer.
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