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  1. virtualdespot

    Episode 191 — Kyle and His Mother

    Kyle's mommy is cool as hell. Love her.
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    Episode 167 — Personality

    I'm not going to sugarcoat this. The guest comes across as a totally idiotic brat. Never want to hear from her again. This podcast seems to be losing steam.
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    Episode 168 — Music Industry

    God, this guy is the biggest sack of shit. *groan*
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    Episode 163 — Planning

    You guys should stop having guests, They never get a word in. Not a complaint!
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    Episode 101 — Cars

    Hot damn, that's a handsome-ass man.
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    Episode 96 — Character

    I truly hate this mf.
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    Episode 96 — Character

    Fuck you, bosshole.
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    Episode 43 — Bubba the Love Nut

    Rich Sommer is my boyfriend and is the best cuddler in the world.
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    84- Live in New York (w Ira Glass)

    Aaron wins this episode.
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    Episode 63 — Relationships

    I just saw this quote on my idiotic Tumblr dashboard and thought of you and now I'm crying at 4 PM, which is early for me, and I just hate the fact that the universe is throwing so much bullshit at you. It must be because you're so special. Begin fucking quote: “Once the storm is over you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, in fact, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.” That's apparently what Haruki Murakami wrote in "Kafka on the Shore." I guess. I never read it. I did read his "Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World," though. Highly recommended. (It has unicorns in it!) Is this quote malarkey? What do I know. I hope it's not. When I first encountered you, Tig, I'm sad to say I didn't get you. Your stuff is sometimes an octave or two below deadpan. Then, the more I listened, the more my stupid brain got conditioned to the wonderful stuff you're able to accomplish with your really unique voice. Not only did I start to really respect you, I started to feel warmly toward you. God, that sounds gross. But I just mean, I'd totally take a punch for you if somebody was being a dickwad.Forgive my eloquence, please. You've got amazing, amazing friends that are going to help you get better. And you've got friends out here you've never even met that are sending their very best to you. Bullshit will end. Promise. We love you, Tig. We all love you.
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    Episode 155 — Fingerbang Lindbergh

    These are the most unflattering baby pictures of all time. Please, call Anne Geddes.
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    Episode 21 — Hollywood's Night to Shine

    Holy shit - I only now learned, after watching the intro video, that Ronna's the "blonde" and Beverly's the brunette. Whatta plot twist! By the by, I am becoming uncomfortably obsessed with this podcast, which I consider one of Earwolf's best. Mazel tov, ladies!
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    Episode 51 — Death of the Party

    This episode killed. And it's because Howard and Kyle are in L-U-V. Duh, everybody knows. Also, props to Kulap for keeping the train moving along just when it needed to.