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  1. mwn

    Episode 394 - Wisconsin Sugar Babies

    Scott singing the entirety of Shock the Monkey is an early contender for the Best Commitment To A Bit 2016 award
  2. this is what separates chanson from the men and the boys: there's a town in Newfoundland famously named Dildo and that would be an easy punchline. but no! he is a man with integrity! once you roll with Joe Batt you have sworn allegiance to his arm for life
  3. of course. duh. we're all always surrounded by crows. that's daily life here in crowworld. I don't see the problem
  4. I liked the second post but not the first
  5. I didn't want to have to do this but I actually have published evidence that you're incorrect about who was first. It's printed in a book so it has to be true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7VmJmkvJlU I accidentally appended both takes but the music syncs up so well I don't want to change it
  6. Since it's cool now to quote people and post links to your own old posts that the quoted post has made the same joke as, I hereby formally declare "whatever man I don't even NEED the credit" and "I don't know how to make hyper l nks" great place to give up. I won't tell you how I know that for a fact hmm I think you accidentally assigned my entry to someone else. some no-name. ha ha ha well that's it from me. I could have made this three posts but chose not to, so if you could find it in your hearts to like or despise this post 3x as much as you normally would, well, let's just say I hope you don't find anything in your hearts except human blood. that's what belongs in your heart. ...I've lost the plot here ........ well, later
  7. That's genuinely educational! You should post that on the NNF facebook or pardcast.com if you haven't already, I'm not sure anyone on the show checks these forums. Well, Eliot posted here a couple times, but I leave it to the reader to decide if that means anything
  8. real talk: I could listen to Brett pretend(?) to be a dumb guy and get gently dressed down for like a full fuckin day. it's genuinely wonderful
  9. before the new ep presumably goes up I want to congratulate everyone for making this the second longest thread in the HH forum. as we all know having big numbers is most important and better than having jokes, so again, great job all around. see you sometime tomorrow when I inevitably post "funny ep" without any further insight
  10. Now THIS is confidence I can sink my teeth into, erotically
  11. I am so weirdly happy that the gang got tripped up on "bread climp". I have an abiding fascination with that term and the word "climp" in particular. I love it and have no idea why
  12. robo trip was the movie that had the song "robo-scotty doesn't know". thank you for reading
  13. good christmas, everyone. I'm calling it now.
  14. congrats to joe for being a mcghost and also curing steve of being ghost. am I secretly hoping ***I*** get a fun member designation for pointing this out? maybe
  15. Dear sir, Obviously your offer is extremely Generous. I am very desirous of it. Now that my feelings are laid bare, Only you can decide what to take a picture of. Surprise me. I'm flexible. Except you should have some animal parts in the picture for sure.
  16. Here's a picture of some guys sliding down a railway that goes up a mountain. Something about it makes me really happy and I can't explain why. It looks really fun and these guys are my spirit animal. Everyone have a good day, please
  17. Jake immediately fit in like an old friend, what a good episode
  18. I'm glad episode 113 gets to stick around a while longer because 1/13 is my birthday and so, to me, it's a good number to look at. right up there with the greats, like 800,000 and the sex number
  19. mwn

    EPISODE 391 - 2015 Holiday Spectacular

    The tying together of John Kerry / Hines / Heinz was so fucking good. Simply splendid, and also marvelous
  20. mwn

    EPISODE 391 - 2015 Holiday Spectacular

    "I'm late!" "What are you late for?" "To tell you to FUCK OFF!!"