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  1. Dear Ms. Whitehead, Everyone is afraid of spiders, but nobody has a problem with crabs. They seem like the same thing to me, except one is bigger and tougher and has nasty cruel pinch claws. What the fuck is with that? Thanks, Mark
  2. Erin, how does it feel to know you are NOT the last Wild Horse to guest on Hollywood Handbook? Related question, have you ever dunked on Stephanie Allynne?
  3. mwn

    Ask Paul!

    Hi, Paul. I don't have a question. Just saying hi. I prefer my posts to have extremely low stakes. Thanks, mwn
  4. interrupting the roleplay sesh quickly to say, some nice fella on somethingawful noted that Sean was on Will Hines' podcast to be very earnest about loving The Mountain Goats. it's real good and I don't think anyone posted it http://dontgetmestarted.libsyn.com/sean-clements-the-mountain-goats ok bye back to gargoyle dicks please bye
  5. Mr. new engineer please post here and tell us your favorite CKY song to skatebnoard to
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    EPISODE 355 — Kid Detectives

    This episode made me say "oh my fuckin' god" out loud at work. thaaaanks
  7. John Darnielle!!!! Listening immediately.
  8. today is like Boxing Day, after yesterday's festivities I'm not sure what to do with myself. throw out the tree I bought to celebrate JMcG's bday? idk
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    EPISODE 354 — Solo Bolo: Dos Lo

    when Ben brought up Wilson-Phillips I was hoping so desperately that they would sing Hold On. then they did not. why can't one good thing ever happen to me
  10. I've said this before but I could listen indefinitely to Hayes and Sean berating Andy for failing to repress his crushing horniness. That, and Todd Glass deciding if a song is by U2, and Matt Gourley trying to finish a sentence. These three things are endless sources of wonder to this ol' dunderhead. Thanks for reading.
  11. Not to toot my own horn but last year when everyone was being actual funny with the Homegrown Tomatoes scripts, I used computers to do almost exactly the thing you said and made a screenplay where everyone that ever posted said a randomly selected line from moby dick http://pastebin.com/aTFLb48y I'm still listening to this episode but it's really funny so far. ahh
  12. Mr. Mathews: when did you know that you had "made it"? Was it the first time you climbed a big mountain?
  13. scones sig punch up: George Michael Jackson Publick Masturbation it's circular, you see. like a monocle (a circle that helps you see)
  14. 1. Admit you're Chanson 2. Denial 9. Admit you're Chanson again, but more sincerely 9. Dad is Boat Captain (this step is the hardest one) 9. Acceptance
  15. I am unspeakably happy that this episode features
  16. I remember the first time I listened to a Hollywood Handbook ep (I wasn't cool enough to be on the reality SHOW show train early on) and I thought "oh, this is the 'We Figured It Out' segment from Gelmania, but a full episode" and didn't give it a second chance for a while. thankfully it turns out this podcast is do more stuff and a different Actual Vibe than that segment and it's very very funny in its own way. OcterDoctopus could speak on this.
  17. lmao at the mentions of Sammy Rhodes, MensHumor, etc. that's fun, good times. great ep
  18. today to honor freedom I kayaked around a small island in a small lake and then watched an hour and a half of pawn stars with my friend's dad. proud to be an american
  19. I hope the boys have time to find their sixth-favorite champagne flutes
  20. This has to feel like the sting of not having your popcorn gallery Q read, but times like six hundred. Ganbatte, jeff-san...
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    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    I'm honestly having a hard time telling if that first part is actual Bible stuff or if it's from New No-Nos. I already confuse the two so much...
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    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    I just gotta finish somethin' up in here. Something called a "bell pepper."
  23. votes, votes, the magical boat, the more you think the more you don't
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