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  6. Posted

    I want a draft beer please

     

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    The Bartender smiles warmly and slides a glass in your direction.

    "This one's on the house," she says with a practiced nonchalance, though it seems she wants to say more. She idly fumbles at the drawstrings on her apron before breaking eye contact. You notice she is not wearing a ring.

     

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  20. Posted

    Pathetic, low effort episode entirely devoid of both intellectual and comedic content. I had come to expect better not just from the hosts, but from the forum users awa well. The efforts the reel in the listener were complete failures just like the rest of your miserable lives (something we all know to be tre if we look deeply inside of ourselves) but if nothing else this episode served as a tarnished brass bookend on a longwinded thesis about how empathy is a notion that humanity has exolved beyond the need for. Civilization is now an updated fersion of what antiquated bigots reffered to as "a good od fashiond fag drag" andno I do not mean an inhale on a cigarette. Cigarettes are bad for peoples health.

     

    Welcome to "Through The Looking Glass".

    Get of my barren desolate yard you damn kids.

    Hail Satan.

    Actually the only thing I know to be tre is the damn drummer from Green Day. Hahaha can I get a fuck yea evil2.gif

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  22. Posted

    I tried to make a Hartford Whalers-based response to ranran but the forum swatted away the images I tried to attach and I'm at work so I can't rehost them, so please google the logo and mascot of the hartford whalers for me and just look at how they're very nice and good to look at. A whale could absolutely beat the shit out of a barrel man like it's not even a big deal so it's no question who wins this one to me.

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  23. Posted

    Pod-Canon is even more special than Podmass. Podmass appears almost everyweek, while Pod-Canon appears rarely.

    To put this in terms everyone can understand, which is to say terms from the Mega Mobile Smash Hit "Pokemon Go", Podmass is like a Pidgey or a Ratatat, but Pod-Canon is like a Ekans or a Dratini, which is to say it's the same thing but rarer and longer (physically).

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