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AMPhibian

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    Before you let your kids use the internet. . .

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    According to my calculations, "an apple a day" will stop being a sustainable practice by 2019.

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    If success has many fathers, and failure is an orphan, mediocrity has one dad who gets drunk almost every weekend.

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    I bought those in the market, when I was but a boy, Those walnuts in your hand, brought me thirty years of joy,

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    Forgive me, Lord. For I am covered in soup.

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    Baby changing station? More like adults-only fuck bench. Why else would they support upward of 35 stone?

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    Why not peanuts filled with chocolate? Or hot dogs filled with cornbread? Isn't that kind of sexist?

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