WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN

[WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN]

My wish would be to go to private room karaoke with Scott and Jason (and, if possible, Adam Scott and PFT) for an evening. I'd even come to L.A. and put myself up. Come on! Scott, if you're reading this, I'm the one who sent you and Adam a flash drive full of music. Who could be more deserving? I promise to sing whatever U2 song you choose.

[Welcome to my nighmare, motherfuckers! Who wants PEZ?]

Welcome to my nighmare, motherfuckers! Who wants PEZ?

[Pigs in a blanket? Time to spank it!]

Pigs in a blanket? Time to spank it!

[Hot damn, ma - them's some tasty fritters!]

Hot damn, ma - them's some tasty fritters!

[Episode 5 — Analyze Phish Episode 3]

I just want to thank Harris for doing all the research for me to prove that Phish is the worst band of the past 20 years. Bravo!

[Dag, Willis - stubbed my toe!]

Dag, Willis - stubbed my toe!