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    Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge describes the lines on a treble musical staff. Up from the bottom: E, G, B, D, F

     

    The spaces are just FACE.

     

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    You remember the how, but not the why! What a great episode. I love this false memory stuff. The only reason I could recall this bit is because I eventually applied it a bunch in my life. I have no idea what other elementary school ROY G. BIV-type junk I have rattling around up there.

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    From Rotten Tomatoes:

    The title of the 1983 James Bond adventure Never Say Never Again is a self-mocking reference to star Sean Connery's insistence back in 1971 that he would never play Bond again. Reportedly, the huge salary offered Connery was but one consideration that brought him back to the 007 fold; the other was the producers' assurance that Connery would have full control over all aspects of production, a promise that was not kept often enough to the star's liking. Essentially, this film is a remake of the 1965 Bond flick Thunderball (the producers were able to get away with this due to a legal tangle involving the original 1961 Ian Fleming novel). Bond emerges from cozy retirement to cross swords with Largo (Klaus Maria Brandauer), a megalomaniacal business exec who steals several nuclear missiles, intending to bring the World Powers to their knees. Kim Basinger plays Domino, Largo's mistress, whose loyalty Bond secures when she learns that Largo was responsible for the death of her brother. In addition to Basinger, the film boasts a toothsome villainess by the name of Fatima Blush (played by Barbara Carrera). After wrapping Never Say Never Again, Sean Connery swore that this was his absolutely final performance as James Bond; thus far, he's kept his word.

    ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

    Hacky fight scenes and a general feeling of "why?" during the whole film, Never Say Never Again deserves the HDTGM treatment, even if it's not an outright terrible film. It's a non-canon 007 flick that has an "old" plot and an "old" Bond. Plus

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    Guys. Snow White & The Huntsman is HORRIBLE! It has a 46% on RT but don't be deceived, it is an utter mess. When the acting, directing, dialogue, and visual effects aren't completely obscurring the abismal story, there are scenes that don't make sense and in one glaring case are completely ripped off from other movies for no percevable benifit to the film!

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    CRANK: Assploitation

    Chev Chelios wakes up in a filthy operating room to the sound of a ringing cell phone. It's Amy Smart! Or Dwight Yoakam, or somebody... anyway, "Chelios! You've got a bomb in your colon! You have to keep farting to keep it from exploding because of science!" Chev continues to crop dust over the entire city while being chased by every gang. He definitely ends up farting on the Queen of England before (or after) having public sex with Ms. Smart.

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