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Correction/ommission: How, how, HOW (how how how) did everyone in this episode neglect to mention that this movie was basically just a Disney-fried version of Jan Svankmajer's far superior film Little Otik? If those youtube kids had seen the ending to that one instead, they wouldn't be sobbing, they'd be struck mute and their hair would have turned shock white.

House. No, not the 1986 horror-comedy with George Wendt and Richard Moll. I mean the batshit insane 1977 Japanese what is happening to my eyeballs masterpiece, Hausu. It's like The Evil Dead 2 directed by Douglas Sirk on DMT. You will never look at a girl being eaten by a piano in the same way, believe you me.

I've been maintaining the Literally Database with timestamps for every L-bomb the hosts have ever dropped; my plan for the end of the year was to plop an updated graph with supplemental categories like: Most On The Wagon (i.e. biggest % decrease in L-bombs since last year) Minuteman Award (episode with the shortest amount of time before someone says it) Marathon Man Award (episode with the longest amount of time before someone caves) Most Heartbreaking (sorry, I've already got this one picked out)

Terrorists have surgically implanted a nuclear bomb in Chelios's heart and wired it to the itunes store. Chelios must use any means necessary to rush around greater Los Angeles to make crash appearances on more podcasts than Paul F Tompkins in a single day, otherwise we all die!