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WillisJames

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  1. Always great when a Nick Cage movie is reviewed. Just a suggestion: Whenever you guys review a remake, you should make one person watch the original movie (or check out the wikipedia page) to compare and see where the new film lost the plot. Also, it was very cool that Liam O'Donnell came on the show to talk about Skyline. Its always interesting to hear what when wrong from someone on the inside.


  2. Papa Smurf is pitching a new act to a talent agent. The talent agent asks what the show is about and Papa Smurf replies, β€œWell, it starts off with a dark empty stage, Smurfette walks out alone and starts doing a smurfy dance. She takes off her top to reveal her perky smurfs, then she pulls up skirt and starts playing with her smurf. Next thing you know, five smurfs walk out, whip out their smurfs and start smurfing-off around her. They smurf all over her face, then I walk out, lick up the smurf, and lay down while Smurfette takes a giant smurf in my mouth. Show over.”
    β€œThat sounds great, but what’s it called?” the talent agent asks.
    β€œThe Smurfocrats”

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