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Everything posted by allenpwilliams

  1. Who’s gonna firefight the firefighters?
  2. Bros before hoes, except after c
  3. Riverdale, Lakebill, Creekhank, Oceanboomhauer, Puddlebobby
  4. Actually, Frankenstein's Monster is the name of Frankenstein's dick
  5. It's Macaroni & Cheese, not Macaroni & Steve
  6. Back in my day, PC stood for MUSIC Television and they actually played videos!
  7. Call me old fashioned but I think Christmas should be between a man and a woman.
  8. Grubhub is just Pornhub for food.
  9. A warehouse is a person that becomes a house during a full moon.
  10. We just have time for one more feature on the show and that is a little something called plugs!
  11. a woman is just a man that was bit by a radioactive wo
  12. allenpwilliams

    Moby it's Mobelline

    Moby it's Mobelline
  13. Shrek's rival is Shrekluigi
  14. 2 in the pink, 182 in the blink
  15. Keep Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Ross close and your enemies closer
  16. You miss 100% of the shorts you don’t take!
  17. This has nothing to do with the Brian Wells case!
  18. You don't like the idea of something. You like the idea of the idea of something.
  19. Remember when SNL stood for Music Television and they actually played videos?
  20. As long they're gonna reboot every TV show from my childhood anyways, they should bring back SNL and The Simpsons.
  21. allenpwilliams

    Automatic for the People

    "Fruity Organ" reminded me of Deadeye Dick's "New Age Girl" which was huge a few years later.
  22. Ask your doctor if asking your doctor whether or not something is right for you is right for you.
  23. If the next Toy Story isn't called Toy 4y then I will still see it anyways because I enjoy the Toy Story franchise.
  24. Oh baby I wanna get with you and take your... pithue?!
  25. I'm still writing Dunston on all my Checks Ins