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  1. Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!
  2. One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!
  3. I’m on a “seafood” diet. I primarily eat fish and shellfish.
  4. When you hold your new niece Nina, shield her fontanelle with fresh fontina.
  5. When life gives you almonds, goats, and Beyonce, make milk, milk, and Lemonade.
  6. Ooooooh, that’s dilly relish!
  7. In just a bit, I must admit, I came a lot in Camelot from an overdose of camel toes.
  8. Full disclosure: the actual name is "Portrait of a Gentleman". I changed it because of the (I think) uncanny resemblance.
  9. dw3000

    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    This episode...what a punch in the dick. So, so hilarious and so, so sad. I like to think Harris was listening from the Corner of Foam in the Sky. (You had me at "foam in this guy".)
  10. Burying a rabbit in Stephen King's Pet Sematary is a hare raising experience.
  11. With a bison pelt and +3 charisma and agility, you actually *can* rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
  12. "Ass, gas, AND grass," requested the donkeyfart-loving greenskeeper.
  13. Sure, they say "show, don't tell", but when was the last time you saw a good knock, knock joke, Professor Scholastic?
  14. Slay it again, Pam.