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You can call me "The 10 o'clock Scholar" because I always come so soon.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining when I specifically paid you to pee on me.

It might not cut the mustard, but it WILL squirt it on your wiener.

Hey, remember "Wings"? Roy...what a creep. And Crystal Bernard...hubba hubba!

They don't call me the bebop jalopy for nothing!

Surf's up, party ponies!

Them’s three for a dollar on Wednesdays, Gary.

Forget it, Jake. It's Podcastown.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But a bush on a bird is worth a trip to the waxer.

I'm on a seahorse diet. I only eat seahorses.

When the moon hits your feet like a Strophidon sathete, that’s a moray...eel.

If she sold seashells to the woodchuck, how many pecks of pickled peppers would the woodchuck pick?

In America it's "Comedy Bling Bling", but out here it's "Dramedy Bling Bang".

I'm Scott Aukerman, and this is Gerard Depardieupardy! The only all-Gerard Depardieu-based trivia show in the Universe. Let's begin.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the sands of our hourglass. Welcome to Criminal Sing Song.