dw3000
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One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!
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I’m on a “seafood” diet. I primarily eat fish and shellfish.
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When you hold your new niece Nina, shield her fontanelle with fresh fontina.
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When life gives you almonds, goats, and Beyonce, make milk, milk, and Lemonade.
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Ooooooh, that’s dilly relish!
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In just a bit, I must admit, I came a lot in Camelot from an overdose of camel toes.
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Holy shit, he even looks a little bit like Scott.
Full disclosure: the actual name is "Portrait of a Gentleman". I changed it because of the (I think) uncanny resemblance.
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This episode...what a punch in the dick. So, so hilarious and so, so sad.
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I like to think Harris was listening from the Corner of Foam in the Sky. (You had me at "foam in this guy".)
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Burying a rabbit in Stephen King's Pet Sematary is a hare raising experience.
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With a bison pelt and +3 charisma and agility, you actually *can* rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
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"Ass, gas, AND grass," requested the donkeyfart-loving greenskeeper.
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Sure, they say "show, don't tell", but when was the last time you saw a good knock, knock joke, Professor Scholastic?
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Slay it again, Pam.
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If I knew then what I know now, I'd've been eating kangaroo for years.
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Be kool with a "k" and look the other way.
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I AM afraid of YES ghosts!
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ALWAYS look a gift horse in the butthole.
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Today's forecast is mostly rowdy with an 80% chance of pain!
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Better to smell like river water and tomato paste than mothballs and maple syrup.
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Mamma mia! Where's my mozzarella?!? Part skim, of course.
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It's not the heat, it's the huge midriff tee.
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New CBB game: Mohr or Schwartz. Isolate one line, spoken by either Jay Mohr or Ben Schwartz and try to figure out who said it.
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Damned if they don't have similar vocal tones and timbres....
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Heads up, seven up. Pants down, sexy town.
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Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!
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Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!