I met a tall lady at a smurf, she had a smurf where ladies shouldn't have a smurf, but i was too smurf to care, we went back to my place and smurfed all night long. I must have smurfed out because my smurf hurts, I dont remember smurfing there, i need a smurf.
When i was a young smurf, my uncle used to take me to the smurf all the time, we would play smurf together, he would smurf me on my smurf and i would smurf so loud. After he smurfed the game was over, it was a smruf game. When i think of my uncle now i want to smurf him.