If a donnybrook's your bailiwick, commence your comeuppance!

[If a donnybrook's your bailiwick, commence your comeuppance!]

..

[It's gonna be Japan-demonium, if you catch my Tokyo drift.]

.

[Tickle me behind my ear, and ye shall get a hardy steer; but tickle me upon my brow, and never shall ye reap your cow.]

.

[You can call me fluoride-a, 'cause my pearly whites are outta sight!]

..

[Something is rotten in the state of Denmark - and by "state of Denmark", I mean my fridge.]

.

[If all the world's a stage, I must be in the orchestra, because this is the pits!]

.

[The tests came back and the news is bad: you've got peanut butter leg.]

.

[Welcome to dromedary bling bling, the show about camels and their tasty shine.]

.

[Before I go to bed, I always make sure to sheet myself.]

.

[Grab your bicycle, Bicycle Andy, there's trouble a-brewin' at the bicycle factory!]

.

[The only points I'll be making on THIS podcast are toast points!]

.

[I'll get out of this mess the same way I got into it: with a payday loan!]

.

[For just the price of a cup of coffee, you can provide a child in need with a much-needed cup of coffee.]

.

[I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but SOME ghosts? That's a whole different story.]

.

[Never send a boy to do a man's job, especially if that job requires body hair.]

.

[Ain't no party like a West Coast party 'cause a West Coast party always has ample chips and dip, not to mention clearly marked exits.]

.

[If you like our open door policy, you'll love our open sore policy!]

.

[I came here to document bubble gum shortages and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.]

.

[Tube socks, crock pots, padlocks, or small pox - stay tuned to find out which one we gave to our studio audience.]

.

[Bale my hay and pluck my fiddle, this ho-down is a throw down in bro-town!]

.

[Lift all the flaps, fold back the corners, and seal any remaining gaps with duct tape or twine - that, my boy, is how a baby is made]

.

[A tisket, a tasket, a brisket made of plastic.]

.

[I'll tell ya' what that Beyonce song 'Irreplaceable' WASN'T about: Lazerdiscs!]

.

[If Jonathan Glazer and Jon Hamm had a baby, it would named be named Jonathan Glazed-Hamm, and it would be mad, man!]

.

[Yeah, we've got a complaints department... in my pants!]

.