Broseph

Johnny Unusual wins!

This is how it will go: I'll be Scott and the rest of you be my guests. Once you know which one you would rather be tell me, then I'll decide who wins and that person will do the next Would You Rather, or give the privilege to someone else. Would you rather: move through the world like a squirrel for the rest or your life? or be able to paint farts?

Fortunately, if you're get pooped out while your pooped out your health level will be at it's peak.

Fortunately, hell is other people, so you get to ride around in John Goodman's gullet.

Fortunately, the old man cock is Mick Jaggar's cock, which smells like hugs.

Fortunately, the fine print on that fine print let's them be so gay you can smell it on them.

They will.

Fortunately, the FDA sells you the poison, not tells.

Fortunately, everybody was kung-fu fighting.

Unfortunately, they all got that way through furious public masturbation.

Fortunately, Olaf is one of Porthos's lawyers.

Fortunately, I'm finally able to tell what is fortunate.

Unfortunately, those people don't know he fed his "fingertips to the wolverines."

Unfortunately, Porthos knows braille with the back of his hand.

Unfortunately, he himself is hyper-literate.

Unfortunately, Porthos is very litigious.

Unfortunately, they all smell like pathos.

Unfortunately, you need to know how to read to enter the hiccuping contest.

Unfortunately, they call it "hiccoughing."

Unfortunately, said drinks are literally as well as figuratively mean.

Johnny Unusual: It has. Everyone please make your choice based on my previous answers and the next few. crackedsynapse: I'm going to have to take points off for multiple questions in one post. You will not be compelled to bury food as you would have the intelligence of a human. Though, you're digging skills would improve dramatically, with or without a shovel. Playful Stink Dog: The painted fart itself would behave exactly as a normal fart would, in that it dissipates quickly. The catching of the fart would itself be a great challenge. In addition, only the farts of others may be painted. You haven't been docked points as you waited between posts. You stay the same size in the squirrel scenario.

Fortunately, the dodo bird is immune to this epidemic.

Unfortunately, they moaned about it a lot.

What if the mini-episodes were video podcasts? That way we could see the video of the trailer for the movie, not just the audio.

"I found a hundred dollars today! *wait for applause* But, it was a counterfeit hundred dollars. But, when I looked closer I saw it was made of diamonds. But, they were counterfeit diamonds."