Scooby Donkers

Wait are you telling me that intern Andy is the same guy as my good web buddy Andy Kneis

lol Andrew

guys remember that guy Dick Army? Sounds like an organized military force made up of anthropomorphic penises, so is that funny for a little while I thought it was Bob Marley and the Whalers and it bummed me out kinda

first comment EDIT: first ***MD*** comment

What a neat program. I'm thoroughly enjoying this comedic offering. Yours, Josh

That always feels very good, and you know what? I think it's OK that you want to share that good feeling with us after the fact, and I'm going go so far as to say "good job." It's frustrating trying to recapture that feeling later, even though you want to relive it. I get it. I can't in good conscience laugh, of course, You understand. But good job.

instagram is the one for pictures right

Big discrepancy in the number of likes between these two posts--classic situation of traditional stats not telling the whole story. Chanson should be credited with the same number of likes that Andy got, like assists in hockey. Or else we need to create a whole new stat for joke assists, which would get pretty messy. Engineers, is this within your purview? Keep me posted on your progress as you make the reforms. Pretty sure that's just those square Cheetos but you washed off all the orange. Nice try, asshole. Gotta get up pretty early in the morning if you want to fake-waffle old Mean Detective.

whoa

OHH SHIT SON OMG I DIDN'T WANT TO ENGAGE IN ANY BACK-AND-FORTH W MEAN FORUM GUYS BUT THEN I SAW THIS INSANELY SICK BURN & LITERALLY JUST BECAME A PROFESSIONAL HYPE MAN IN MY OFFICE, TOOK OFF MY T-SHIRT & STARTED BEATING IT ON THE FLOOR LIKE AND1 MIXTAPE SHIT OMG WILL THE MEAN GUYS EVER RECOVER FROM THIS HEAT ROCK SLAM SOMEONE PLS CALL A DR. MY HAND IS STILL OVER MY MOUTH LIKE I WITNESSED AN ATROCITY & CAN'T LOOK AWAY & NOW I'M RUBBING MY EYES IN A COMICALLY OVERSTATED MANNER AS IF TO SAY I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING RN OHHH SHIT DON'T DO EM LIKE THAT TARTAN2! THEY AIN'T READY FOR U B! DON'T DO EM LIKE THAT

This is a pretty nice forum you have here. Nothing special, but it's fine. Pretty silly name for a radio program if you ask me, but hey. So what, you guys do comments and stuff or what is it that goes on here

in grade 3 I was a real Natalie Merchant bc if you ask me a class full of kids is like 10,000 maniacs

strongly agree. probably just forget the other suggestions, actually. just do this

Everyone's upped their games with specific timestamps and careful episode references. So I guess I'll come back later and edit this with such info? I mean probably not, wtf are you guys all big computer-heads or what jeez it's like everyone here works at Google I did, however, read through everyone's recommendations, so I don't think I'm repeating anything. If I am, by all means send a PM about it to MY REAR END. Dave Holmes ep - Who Watches the Watchmans - "mean detective" origin story: "you don't want this mean guy mad at you like that--he screeams! And he just about crashes out of the TV!" Kanye throwing a spiral, croquet mallet, hitting the dalmatian The DJ from the Jersey Boys bit, who sounds like a cartoon alligator "A Day in the Life" bits - Alexander Payne is good, but especially Kevin Smith ("is this good?" and how fat he is) Sean's voicemail for Sam when Sam pulled a powerful move & showed up late In the Aukerman/Ulrich ep, talking about how Seth MacFarlane is actually a smart science guy Adam Devine - when Hayes is like "and you're a little boy" (there are lots of Hayes moments that are similar in tone)

strongly agree for both

OH, lots of Kumail ep bits. Especially when he says "it's a guy?" about the Monster, Sean's favorite superhero

off the dome: Adam Devine - Heat rocks, villain Ben Schwartz - "you're a good compliment acceptor" (& the singing duh) Grace Helbig - "this is how you end?!" BJ Novak - spiderman story, whole friggin thing Brian Huskey - pilot read, whole friggin thing More to follow. PEACE

funny comedy episode five stars

One of my best friends has MS and it's actually NOT a funny prank for professional clowns to be making big jokies all the time. I'll give you guys the BotD (benefit of the doubt) and assume that maybe you read something in a rude magazine about how edgy it is to make jokes with sad diseases. I guess for the twisted minds over at Cracked.com, e.g. Andy Kneis, neurodegenerative disease is the hot topic for goofs and gags. I thought you were better than that, but now I see that I was sorely mistaken. Maybe you thought that I was better than to rehash this tired old "righteous indignation" forum bit, so I guess we've all learned a little something about disappointment today. So: I'll be canceling my subscription, etc., etc. Then probably something where I say "ehh wrong," then I talk funny like Sean, maybe make funny pretend photo with like Microsoft logo (bc MS), draw picture of forum guys, then I talk about old forum joke. k ilu guyz byeeee P.S. Uh, supervisor Josh in Chicago? She knows him and he's very cool? Uh, yeah, I'll let you do the maths ("maths" s/o to honlads & Andrew).

Yo Sillay that bomb piece is so dope & sick-nasty fleek-a-dillus I almost 180-backflipped outta my raw denim selvedge Air Jordans kicks w/ Reebok pumpz

Literally just posting as a bookmark so I don't have to scroll through stuff I already read so GD much. FUCK ALL YA'LL NERDS PEACE

I can't help but feel that sometimes you're being intentionally obtuse. Ur so dumb ilu k bye

Holy shit are you fucking kidding me with this excellent joke Jesus Christ this guy

Like it?! I just gave it a big old smoochy right on the screen and now my phone is all blurry! So uh yeah, I think I like it! I especially like the ambiguity as to the source of the exclamation. It might be doggy thinking, but then again it might be detective, and isn't that an odd thing for him to be thinking about himself. Like he's got a lot going on in that noggin. Kind of like somebody else we all know, hmm? (me) (for real amazing, thank you!) OK I get it: (Inspector Gadget) + (Stringer Bell) + (Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot) + (banjo guy) = [Telescope arms] + [streetwise business acumen] + [machinelike perseverance] + [sweet bluegrass licks] = Me, bc I have all that stuff. And what, I guess I'm on a seesaw or something? I don't get that part but good job overall

hey A Bear I thought of a funny thing to say for your forum name: Antoine, Colby, Trotter, A Bear right? like from that show? remember?