Scooby Donkers

@Freja if you ever change your mind about bull penis as a viable dog treat (you should bc it's great) then try http://www.bestbullysticks.com/, which is where my m & d get bully sticks for their d. Just to be clear, you get that there's no pee in there anymore right? Or semens? It's just meat now so u don't have to worry about gross stuff. I know ur a medical pro but maybe they don't teach you about this stuff in nurse class bc ur acting very scared like a baby almost

What? OMG really?? You totally did not have to, I mean I was just goofing around but if you really want to, I mean no big deal either way, it's whatever, but I would just be thrilled to pieces! But don't feel like you have to or anything, I'm not so desperate for the faintest glimmer of affection, that's not even why I wrote that, that would be so weird omg who would even do that? That's so cool of you to even offer and of course I would love to see anything you made if you find the time or whatever. And you can totally call me Josh, like if you wanted to make something seem more personal or whatever, or even just hit me up sometime maybe we can hang out but only if you really want to bc I'm so busy anyway with social obligations and stuff it's like I would have to schedule you in. Which I totally would though, so

You literally just need to draw Sherlock Holmes hat on frowny face, that's it I mean come on

Happy postday, Anastasia. I got you this funny sign for your bathroom

you guys don't worry I think they're pretending

Dear Ms. Golden, Were Rowan and Martin equally funny and cool, or was one way funnier and cooler? Also, was either of those guys actually funny or cool in real life? Like, actually? I mean, no, right? Because those jokes are not good. It's cool, you can say no. But wasn't it funny when Richard Nixon said "sock it to me?" Like a question. Fondly, Josh

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Tough but fair. Rudy's all grown up.

mmmm yes, bullet, well I'm afraid this an <EHHH> WRONG situation, since it actually is not bullet and actually is nice pendant. Still I've taken the liberty of asking Andrew for help positioning digital eyebrow markers over the offensive amulet so as to render my appearance safe for the eyes of Carrie-Anne and the kiddies. Christ with some people you just can't win. I mean you can give and give and give and it's just slurped right up. Ooh I'm Hayes yummy yummy I'm so hungry for birthday love gimme gimme gimme chomp chomp chomp. That's Hayes. That's what Hayes sounds like.

For your information, Anastasia and I are both mixed ethnicity, making this BY FAR the most ethnically diverse birthday video for an internet radio program host. That's not even counting the TWO exotic foreign accents in the video. But for real, setting aside the inescapable demographic homogeneity so pervasive in alt comedy AND podcasting--needless to say alt comedy podcasting--let's all be proud and grateful that a very cool female fan (Anastasia) put the video together. BIG shoutout to Staz for a) making this happen and , far more importantly, for being a woman, allowing us to tick the relevant diversity boxes when we file for 501©3 status. EDIT: "b" + ")" turns into smiley-shades, but I think it's actually a very cool accident and so I'll choose to leave it as is

this is my favorite movie now

also good joke. all of a sudden it's comedy central premium blend in here

in all seriousness this is v good joke

lol Joe

Yeah, for music it's mostly just enya for me these days. And burgy's mashup

SAME. NOT JOKING Ima just steal that shit off the internet right now and be done with it. No shame

I genuinely love hockey. Is this still relevant. Is this interesting

I really liked when Kumail said "It's a guy?" about Hayes's† favorite (2nd favorite?) character, X-Man. † In the face of overwhelming opposition, I've abandoned my halfhearted insistence on using -s + apostrophe for possessive proper nouns.‡ ‡ Now I'm doing footnotes too suck on that PEACE

This is superb joke EDIT (it's a penis)

That ad is my favorite Earwolf show now. Very excited about the live tour.

OH also this ^ is very good and really much better than any flashy glorified flipbook but WHO RESPECTS THE WRITTEN WORD ANYMORE NOBODY & YOU JUST NEVER SEE PROSE HUMOR BC IT'S DEAD THAT'S WHY

I was planning to get back into this hangout game but I left a lot of work for the very last possible minute. Which is why I'm fucking reading an Internet message board about my favorite radio program argh what's wrong with me (and also you people)

ALWAYS

I guess I made it 51, bc I hadn't even seen it. I love LL's show, and I super loved that episode, but I literally haven't clicked into another show's forum since 2011. Didn't even occur to me as a possibility

mmmm yes, I've always said talking funny one of his strongest attributes