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  1. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Answer honestly.... Is Armen giving y'all money for this?
  2. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    And??? Out of those 11, did you find a couple where the only text is "Armen sucks". Like where every sentence is that? Because that's what I was compared to, remember? A podcast ep where June, Paul, and Jason just say the same exact thing for one hour.
  3. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Shhh, you said we shouldn't talk about it, remember?
  4. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Yes, you must fall in and like everything that happens on Earwolf. If Aukerman suddenly launches a podcast that seriously thinks there is a Zionist plot to take over the world, you MUST like it. Otherwise you're an abrasive asshole, spreading negativity. It's free, after all. The exceptions to this are Jeff Dunham, Dane Cook and Kevin Hart. Whereas the advice for people who don't like Armen is to shut the fuck up and move on, it is appropriate, good, and just to spread negativity about those three. THUS SAYETH THE FORUM GODS!!!
  5. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    It takes even less to skip over a comment. No one has to respond.
  6. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    It is the height of insanity to not agree with your opinions. That's rich.
  7. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Because that's EXACTLY what everyone is doing! We're just writing "Armen sucks" ala Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Just over and over again.
  8. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    A difference only in your mind.
  9. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    You should tell June, Jason, and Paul that. Their whole podcast is about tearing into movies they believe are shitty and it's led to very, very good bits of comedy. Armen is the "Tiptoes" of Earwolf. I, and others, will make fun. If you don't like it, don't read it.
  10. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Another weird moment, where Armen says he would take Paul's place if anything happened to him. What the hell, man? That was creepier than when Pete Holmes talked about Emily Gordon having anal sex...in front of her husband!!!
  11. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Considering that Armen's money comes from his dad being Micheal Jackson's lawyer, we probably shouldn't talk about it. Alot of hushed up molestation claims paid for his lifestyle.
  12. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Damn, Armen is 31-years-old and is acting like this????!!!! Also, did anyone notice how defensive he was when they said Vin Diesel was hot? You would have thought they called personally called him ugly or something.
  13. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    The big question is why is June wearing a Miami Vice suit jacket? Did she get back from filming a spoof where she played Don Johnson?
  14. wakefresh

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    The same. Only here because June has been absent from the HDTGM eps of late. Armen can suck it.
  15. THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST!!!! EVERY PODCAST I LISTEN TO HAS COLLAPSED INTO ONE!!!!
  16. wakefresh

    EPISODE 600 - Pro-Wrestling

    Are you sure about Ron Simmons being the WCW champion in the 90s? That was during my prime wrestling watching days, and I don't remember that storyline at all. It was Sting, the Four Horsemen, and Ric Flair that kept trading back and forth the WCW title? Are you sure it wasn't one of the lower belts -- the US Championship or Tag Team championship?
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    EPISODE 600 - Pro-Wrestling

    I think you're cherry picking here. In wrestling, the champion is the big draw and the one who the company wants to promote heavily. Rey Mysterio is no more closer than becoming the WWF champion than I am. I put the The Dragon in there because he did hold the WCW championship for a bit and it passed between him, Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair. The Rock was like the third POC champion in WWF's history and that was just this last decade. They have been around since the 1950s. Far more of the POC are villians. Ron Simmons was once Farooq who was the head of the villianous Nation of Domination Black Power-esque group in WWF. Virgil was basically the Million Dollar Man's slave. Rikishi was a popular wrestler but he was stereotype and played the heel in alot of his matches. I wasn't around for Rocky Johnson or Peter Mavia's runs, so I can't really speak to that. What I do know is that out of all of the examples you gave, Booker T may be the only babyface on the list and is of less than a handful of POCs who have won the championship (and by extension, the approval of the owners for promotion). Remember, the WCW and WWF are organizations that have been around since atleast the 1950s. I read that Booker T was the first African American to win the championship and that was just this last decade. And other countries have their wrestling organizations, that is true, and those wrestling organizations represent their own countries neurosis and bigotry. Mexican wrestling is very, very old and also very, very homophobic. The gay wrestlers were pink masks and are almost always the villain. I'm sure there are a handful of gay wrestlers who are the babyfaces but they are far in between, just like the POC babyfaces in the U.S. Pro Wrestling is a form of entertainment and it follows the same rules as the rest of a nation's entertainment. If you are in a country that does not have representation of minority groups in other forms, it will follow the Pro Wrestling will be as well. Even more so, because these characters are engaged in physical combat. If your TV and movie and books tell you that blacks are inferior, then you're not going to spend good money to see a black person physically beat a white person (even if it is fake).
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    EPISODE 180 — #RaceTogether

    There was an epic White Tears episode where Matt and the fat guy complained about a guest on "Yo! Is This Racist" who said people in the Midwest were racist. To Matt and the others on that ep, this was like the most egregious example of racism in our modern times.
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    EPISODE 180 — #RaceTogether

    Nah, I'll be outraged right here, thank you and you can do what your normally do in life -- ignoring minorities. It's a win-win situation.
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    EPISODE 600 - Pro-Wrestling

    Wrestling is very racist. It's a form of entertainment that was originally created for backwoods white folks and backwoods white folks were the ones who ran/run it today. Jim McMahon's father ran the original incarnation of the WWF and it was a damn near lily white organization. But not only that, but the roots of wrestling is even weirdly racist toward white people. Hulk Hogan is named so because the organization he worked for wanted an Irish heel, so they named him "Hogan". I don't think Terry Bolea is Irish, but it doesn't matter because he has white skin, so he can any white ethnicity. Ric Flair is another wrestler whose origin was rooted in this sort of pitting white ethnicities against each other. And don't even talk about gay or POC wrestlers. They are always the villain. The Rock and Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat are notable exceptions. But the time span between the two was more than 20 years. So, in short, wrestling is a white working class form of entertainment and like the white working class of this country is incredibly hostile to anyone who is not a white male.
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    EPISODE 180 — #RaceTogether

    This should be good. The guy from Arkansas who thinks that someone calling racist people in the Midwest racist is the most devastating thing ever!
  22. wakefresh

    EPISODE 105 — Safe Haven

    If I'm remembering right, the guy's hand flies up in the air when Bolo jumps on him. It was sort of funny. His pec work was undeniable in Bloodsport. They should have had their own credits in the movie.
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    EPISODE 105 — Safe Haven

    Bolo Yeung was in Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon" too. He hilariously kills a fighter by jumping on his chest and then flexes his pecs at Bruce Lee.
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    EPISODE 586 - Hunty

    There is alot of examples of white gay guys being too familiar with black women. Going so far as Perez Hilton saying that every gay guy has "fierce" black woman inside of them. There's a comedian named Guy Branum who said white gay guys were just plain old white guys before they came out as gay, and have/had all of the privileges granted to white men in this society, so they can be just as racist as any Tea Party member.
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    EPISODE 104 — ZARDOZ 2

    This movie really made an impression on them. This is an unprecedented event in HDTGM history!
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