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  1. Flatulator

    Episode 122 β€” Me Neither

    I shit my pants when the episode didn't download this morning. Thank god I went to bonobos.com and used offer code Henderson to buy some new orange chinos.
  2. Flatulator

    Episode 140 β€” Effy Scotty Fitzy

    Please fix the download issue. I can't remember the name of the men's clothing company I'm supposed to buy from.
  3. Flatulator

    Episode 121.5 β€” 3/29/13 TWO CHARTED 60

    Nor is Sklarbro. Earwolf? More like Earfail!
  4. Flatulator

    Episode 118 β€” Shit Fits

    This guy is funny with Howard, but I would much rather hang out with awkward comedy nerds than blowhards like Giancarlo.
  5. If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She’ll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of β€œFrom Justin to Kelly” she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain.
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    Episode 203 β€” The Vicar of Yanks

    I have trouble trusting someone who has never gotten fucked up on alcohol nor drugs, even once. Not that there's anything cool about inebriation, but why are you so afraid to lose control? What do you think will happen?
  7. Flatulator

    Episode 135: Loads of Lady Energy

    Visiting a psychic = immediate loss of credibility.
  8. Flatulator

    Episode 114 β€” Surfing Rainbows

    I couldn't even make it to the Music Chart. Steve-O is a horrendous attention whore. Please don't have him on again.
  9. Flatulator

    Episode 113 β€” Pullin Wool

    All white devils look the same to Kulap. So prejudiced. This is the best episode in a while. I like Rob because he is funny and not pathologically extroverted.
  10. Flatulator

    Episode 54.5 β€” Minisode 54.5

    If Kelly Clarkson plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She’ll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of β€œFrom Justin to Kelly” she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain.
  11. Flatulator

    Episode 110.5 β€” 1/11/13 TWO CHARTED 49

    I sucked on a stripper's tit-meat once, but Kulap's got me beat with the finger-dunking. Also, the new DBS stuff is great. Can't wait.
  12. Flatulator

    Episode 150 β€” Simon Has Diarrhea!

    Jesse needs to play the field and jackhammer some fresh gash.
  13. Flatulator

    Jeff Q&A

    Probably because he made the correct decision to write/act on a shitty show like Whitney and make some $$$. RIP Ducca.
  14. Flatulator

    Jeff Q&A

    Is Affirmation Nation ever coming back? I miss Ducca.
  15. Flatulator

    Episode 106 β€” Alpaca Dinghy

    @Jordan Thomas Kulap has joked about her pubes on the show; I don't feel that my comment was out of line.
  16. Flatulator

    Episode 105.5 β€” 12/7/12 TWO CHARTED 44

    I wonder if Howard ever did his Lee impression while pouring the beef on former regimes?
  17. Flatulator

    Episode 96 β€” Vegan Jock

    It's Uhh Yeah Dude, not Uhm Yeah Dude, you troop-entertaining freak!
  18. Flatulator

    Episode 93.5 β€” 9/7/12 TWO CHARTED 31

    Drop that man-mustard on my grill! But seriously, I want mustard.
  19. Flatulator

    Episode 76 β€” Summah Preview 2012

    Why didn't you guys ask about her breakup with Chris Hardwick? Just kidding.
  20. Flatulator

    Episode 74 β€” Engorged Heart Clit

    Great episode. I'm not super-familiar with Rob's non-Tweet work, but I will change that now. Nice work sucking the egg out of Hermes' vagina (??).
  21. Flatulator

    Episode 71 β€” Badu Doo-Wop

    I find Julie annoying. I like the guests who aren't pathologically extroverted. I guess that eliminates most entertainment industry professionals.
  22. Flatulator

    Episode 69 β€” Ronna & Beverly

    I found these guests to be annoying. Not enough Howard and Kulap.
  23. Flatulator

    Episode 65.5 β€” 3/2/2012 TWO CHARTED

    Boooo...I would also like to express my disappointment in the fact that Kulap seems so invested in asinine conspiracy theories. Oh well, no one is perfect.
  24. Flatulator

    Episode 57 β€” Boogie Jams

    "Your eggs are land-locked like Laos itself."
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