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    Shoot 'em Up (2007)

    I watched the making of on the Blu-Ray (Blu-Ray! It's a miracle I am married still) and the pride of the prop guy on the babies was stunning. And Monica Bellucci was just as hot and unintelligible in her interview as in the film. So that wasn't a character choice apparently. The amount of talent on hand though is stunning, but the resume of the cat that wrote/directed offers a clue as to why this was such a turd. His IMDB abruptly ends after this outing.
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    Shoot 'em Up (2007)

    Everything you could ask for. Super cheesy dialogue, incredibly over the top action (death by carrot!), the original sex scene/gun fight (you're welcome Drive Angry!) and outdated hero tics (hates guys with ponytails, rich guys who don't signal when changing lanes, and moms who spank their kids). Of course this is the tip of the iceberg (lactating hookers with a heart of gold, Paul Giamatti fondling a corpse, a baby farm over a heavy metal club) there is no way to describe in this small space the craziness that is this movie. It demands a full HDTGM episode.
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