Peter_Awesome

I would have to disagree. I think this movie is perfect. It's really enjoyable to watch, I found myself laughing out loud at many parts. And, though the plot and characters themselves are tiresome, the action scenes are awesome! Everything is ultra-stylized and over-the-top like the game. There are definitely a lot of WTF moments, in fact the whole movie is a WTF moment! But this movie is perfect material for the podcast. I highly recommend it, and get it on Blu-ray!

Be that as it may, I 2nd the suggestion of The FP.

I'm kinda psyched I called this a week before the pre-episode came out.

I don't know what Taylor Lautner's career after Twilight will be like, but it can't be anything good judging by this movie. I think it's a bad omen. It has a lower rating than 88 Minutes on Rotten Tomatoes, and a critic even said "the only way to survive Abduction is under the influence of a controlled substance." Illegal drug endorsement! That must mean something, right?

The fact that Paris Hilton is in a musical is reason enough for Paul, June, and Jason to watch this. Special guest Pete Holmes.

One thing that wasn't mentioned which I thought was so obvious was: At the beginning, the bad guys ask for the alarm code, and they are told it's 7465. When the main bad guy goes to enter it, he says "7-4-6-5" as he's pressing the buttons, but he presses 7-4-6-6! It's such an obvious mistake!

This movie is... I have no idea what to say about it. It's a great concept, and one that could bring a lot of discussion on the morality of gene splicing and so forth, but this movie goes to some very strange places. I feel like the general oddity of it outweighs any reason for recommending it. I would definitely like to hear what you guys would have to say about it.

Aw come on. I think this is a pretty good suggestion.

My friend, Adam Sessa, is in this movie. He would totally be on the podcast to talk about it, but he's actually leaving the country soon. You could probably get the female lead, she works at comic book conventions and stuff. Would she be that hard to get a hold of?

This is pretty much a no-brainer. Do iiiiiiiit.

Combustability + electricity = flamability That needs to be a shirt

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOVIE??? There are entirely too many possible drinking games from this. 1. Drink every time she mentions wanting to just leave the hospital, even after having her arm and her leg chopped off. 2. Take a drink for every tool the killer has that's made out of blue glass. 3. Take a drink every time something yellow appears, ambient lighting excluded. 4. Drink every time someone says, "Sometimes people get cut." 5. Just take a fucking drink, please. You're gonna need it. And, to top it all off, take a drink for AskJeeves.com, as this may be the only film that actually shows use of it.

This NEEDS to be an episode of HDTGM. It's a perfect choice. It's got tons of lovers and TONS of haters. It really is a great movie to debate on. Please do it!

I loved when Daniel Tosh did his "Spoiler Alert" for this movie on Tosh.0. It's a great pick for HDTGM.

I feel like Speed Racer goes either way, and it needs to be definitive that the movie is bad. I'd love to hear it on an episode, but there are a TON of better (or, I mean, worse) choices.

Great episode! I just wish you remarked about Fionna Apple's lines throughout the movie. Every sentence just kind of canceled the other out in terms of making sense or structure. She didn't help AT ALL. Then again, Cage's fault for always trusting her. Those crazy honey-making women.

I also wish I was a somewhat well-known person so I could appear and talk about this movie. I hope Paul and all mention the dialog, because it is so strange in places. I mean, I hope they discuss everything. I wouldn't mind a 60-minute episode for this movie.

I do enjoy this movie quite a bit. Although I must admit, it does drag between the "best of" moments you usually see on YouTube. One of my favorite things about this movie is that it was directed by Neil LaBute, an amazing film/theatre writer/director. "In The Company of Men" and "The Shape of Things" are two of my favorites that I've seen thus far, and I'm trying to see others. It always fascinated me how he got involved with this, and how amazingly bad it is given his other works. Then again, he directed "Lakeview Terrace" and the American version of "Death At a Funeral". What's even crazier is that he wrote the screenplay for "The Wicker Man" too! I've found no information regarding why he wrote it the way he did, if execs or editors in Hollywood somehow fucked it up from the original screenplay, or anything about his involvement. Maybe he's embarrassed, which I wouldn't blame him for. Neil directing definitely explains why Aaron Eckhart makes a cameo. Aaron Eckhart has been the leading man in a lot of LaBute's films (the ones he's penned). He mainly works in theatre, so maybe it's just something about film that gets him all crazy. I wish I knew. Don't judge Neil LaBute, though. His plays are really great.