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‣ this week’s ep has been pretty thoroughly spoiled for me which is very frustrating and makes doing these notes a pain in the ass but whatever thats why they call it game changers baby [/center] ‣ hali is becoming one of my favorite reactors [/center] ‣ another classic disgusting survivor pizza ‣ lol the soaring music behind jeff talking about this pizza is ridiculous ‣ i think the problem is theyre at these remote islands with people who have never even heard of a pizza and the behind the scenes people on survivor are completely unable to cook so they describe the concept of pizza to islanders and they take what they can get ‣ too bad culpepper cant just throw the balls into the nets ‣ the talk about how hard survivor is was so good. i genuinely loved that ‣ culpepper crying is my new sweetie [/center] ‣ haha something about having to cut their shitty pizzas with the machete really tickled me ‣ ooo i think hali’s got it ‣ it was great everybody gave hali credit <3 i like nice things ‣ fuck you fred flintstone ‣ jeff varner fuck you you will never be back on survivor ‣ wow probst taking it to varner good job ‣ the tribe’s reaction is so beautiful to me ‣ wow zeke turning the metamorphosis thing from earlier is so incredible ‣ god damn jeff not even taking it to votes. very powerful episode of survivor ‣ the first ever JEFF PROBST episode

ATTN shannon, dengler, brent morris, jeff ulrich, any of the earwofl people: thanks for moving shows to a different network, but it seems like they all come after hollywood handbook alphabetically. so if you could move beautiful storys, black list table, the cannon, crack podcast, denzel washigton etc, earwolf present (probably have to rename this one), face the nation, get upon this, hard nation, and hello magic tavern to the not-comedy network too that would be good so i dont have to scroll so much in the forums. tyvm

ill pump your gas any time any place, frosh

a little disappointed hayes and sean gave in to fan pressure and did another ep, but at least it was a really good one

so now that the podcast is over forever, will we make a new thread tomorrow just for chatting or just keep filling up this one?

‣ ty aubry for waking up to sandra, i need you in this for my fantasy team ‣ everybody. drop your buffs. ok now pick them back up again haha classic probst prank [/center] ‣ tai is a cutie, even if he does drive ya crazy sometimes ‣ damn zeke getting smart on sandra too, although voting her out is easier said than done [/center] ‣ andrea is NOT just another pretty face. she invented a new way to wear your jeans [/center] ‣ tfw tai get 2 idols ‣ aww its nice that debbie gets to have a nice time [/center] ‣ sorry ‣ oh boy cochran showed up what a surprise ‣ things are about to get romantic ‣ im not going to make a gif of this because it was genuinely very sweet ‣ sandra is a survivor machine ‣ cool puzzle ‣ michaela pulls the sled over the sand through sheer force of will ‣ dang they owned that puzzle ‣ lol tai your a fool dude ‣ oh hey sandra agrees with me [/center] ‣ i thought sandra might have possibly pulled it off right to the very end, she is an incredible player and the show will be less good without her. ‣ another PROBST ep i think, its a little bit of a comedown after last week’s record holder but still excellent survivor

i will be real for a second for all the scared new folks: the show isnt ending, hayes and sean make silly jokes sometimes

thats a great post that could only have possibly been better if you waited a couple days to post it!!

im glad the show is ended now

april fools is fun but i got 19 more days until my big holiday

‣ sorry JT you fucked up buddy ‣ the only bad thing about finding an idol is eating the paper and wrapping its in so no one sees it ‣ uhh jeff uhh michaela broke our ball jeff ‣ michaela murders jt with anti-loser eye lasers ‣ ok i got this because of what a great save it is but also aubrey looks like she dancing ‣ lol michaela is still so pissed about second place. i sincerely love that about her ‣ oh my god is this the thing that sets debbie off?? ‣ haha ok yes so this is how debbie turns around her losing the reward for everyone into her being the one who was wronged ‣ IM NOT MAD IVE NEVER BEEN MAD I DONT EVEN FUCKING GET MAD BRAD CULPEPPER!!!! ‣ ACTUALLY THIS IS ALL JUST FUNNY TO ME. SEE HOW NORMAL I AM I AM LAUGHING AT THIS SITUATION YOU PUT US IN ‣ ok i give in im a varner fan now after his eyes in reaction to sandra eating the sugar. i wont call you fred flintstone any more ‣ well, this week anyway ‣ debbie is insane ‣ the fact that other people arent automatically winning the challenge proves debbie would have been perfect ‣ lol culpepper is so insanely good at challenges ‣ *sandra picks up some random rusty piece of metal from the set dressing* oh hey we have immunity too look at this pirate bullshit we have ‣ sandra is so goddamn good at survivor. i wonder if anyone will ever realize how dangerous she really is or if its already too late ‣ if michaela goes home this week after malcolm last week i will be so pissed ‣ holy shit. michaela deserves to win survivor for manufacturing this reaction shot alone ‣ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD YES I LITERALLY THREW MY HEADPHONES ACROSS THE ROOM AND SCREAMED IN VICTORY ‣ wow very twisty season ‣ full PROBST episode. this was start to finish great survivor

lol

sorry, too many pics this week i guess, earwolf wont let me just paste it in http://podcastsarewonderful.com/post/158743629746/survivor-season-34-episode-3-notes

hayes i got my daughters to make you a special birthday message. idk if they got your age right, i just showed them your picture and told them to guess. happy birthday hayes we love you so much

Survivor Season 34 Episode 2 Notes ‣ if you truly cant believe tony was disposed of quickly your dumb as shit. sorry but its true ‣ #DROPYOURBUFFS ‣ i never knew zeke was religious ‣ i like 3 tribes ‣ yeah i got it, of course i got it ‣ man malcolm with a tool kit, ill be pissed if he doesnt build an entire primitive tech city ‣ i like brad, but he’s going to get fucked up if he tries to take out caleb with tai around ‣ damn, andrea is a ruthless intimidator, here she is miming breaking troyzan’s dick over her knee substituting a stick. very subtle but utterly emasculating ‣ the ol’ idol at the challenge gambit ‣ does providing food at camp really ever keep anyone safe? ‣ sandra is cold blooded, about to eat a baby goat ‣ hey guys if you think about it every goat is a mother father or has been a baby at some point ‣ damn, love a photo finish on ‣ troyzan hunkers down behind the puzzle table and pretends to completely work his business so everyone looks away in disgust, leaving a clear opportunity to grab the idol ‣ all the sharks in this season are a great visual metaphor. i havent figured out for what yet tho ‣ the lizard makes the rock look so delicious but i bet it isnt that good ‣ oh no, brad culpepper breaded tai and is going to deep fry him over the fire, run away tai ‣ a real game changer would be if your fire represented something else besides your life in the game. your move, jeff ‣ hali kind of looks like “crazy frog” ‣ damn,tai cares about chickens but not about lovers. ‣ my fantasy team is fucked lol, i bet aubry goes home next week

i havent posted about one of these in a while BUT it is especially related to the show this week so here you go, in case you haven't read my sig this week: forum proper ledges Chanson and Valerie Bryant were on my podcast this week talking about Reality Show Show (the prequel to Hollywood Handbook starring Hayes and Sean) episode 24, a very special episode that the extremely smart and capable folks behind Howl uploaded completely unedited. we also talk about Shark Tank, The Real World, and The Challenge. please listen to it, if you love me

i love to listen to this episode. every time i do (once so far) i notice something new about it

ok the frog was bugging me all night so i fixed him

Survivor Season 34 Episode 1 Notes ‣ always a heartbreaker to see cochran in the background of these clips, i miss u baybee ‣ lol love debbie’s leopard print leggings, perfect look for her ‣ jeff what are you doing out on that boat. it took all day to get you out there. now you have to stay the night there. theres ghosts too. but thats your fault. ‣ that buff around zeke’s neck looks so tight, i would hate that ‣ if i was on survivor i’d spend so long goofin off pretending these purple things are my penis theyd be the only thing i’d get off the boat ‣ lol i love you tony, what a madman ‣ cool, legacy advantage is fun ‣ #WWMD ‣ poor tai ‣ #SPYBUNKER ‣ is there any possible way tony can dig a hole big enough to get in? sound off in the comments below ‣ the season’s first “me irl” ‣ oh cool steampunk season ‣ i like this tie change a LOT ‣ real good challenge ‣ oh yeah fred flinstone wore his tie again ‣ michaela chill dude theyre not voting for you ‣ #TRIBALCOUNCIL ‣ so this season is all pirates huh. because of malcolm looking like the boy in the pirate movie. i see your game, producer Matt Van Wagenen ‣ lol sandra is making such a great case which is an amazing reason to both keep her and crown her ‣ sandra naming this chapter after her favorite pokemon ‣ ok this was really weird..i dont know if anyone else caught this, but although michaela wrote ciera’s name down on her paper, she said “bye felicia”. the strangest thing about this is so far as i can tell there is no one named felicia on the cast this season. so was she confused? was she saying goodbye to the camerawoman? if so, why did they leave that in the edit?? i hope you enjoyed “greggy does a RSS bit” ‣ #BLINDSIDE ‣ see michaela chill nobody wants you out or at least they didnt before you freaked out about someone saying your name one time ‣ man tony’s game will make for such a great season if this actually happens ‣ are you FUCKING KIDDING ME…tony’s crazy bullshit is paying off IMMEDIATELY!! ‣ its funny how he gets a little information and then goes out of his way to be weird ‣ i love sandra ‣ #IMMUNITYCHALLENGE ‣ this is a very involved challenge ‣ tai is uh very good at uh working that snake ahahahahahhahaha ‣ Thanks Jeff. This Helps. ‣ malcolm gives the other team the finger like a sly seventh grader ‣ malcolm is such a goddam beast ‣ i kind of like that that team keeps losing, very good team for drama ‣ it would be great to see tony’s bald head grow out like a chia pet if he lasted long enough ‣ jeff: “we’re playing with fire” caleb: “if you dont ever play with it you won’t ever know you can get burnt” uh caleb this is not a good argument for playing with fire man ‣ rip tony, i love how into it he and sandra got, so wild ‣ lol wtf changing teams already??

as a hater and someone who is very jealous of people who are famous, i am mad and sad about how good ike was on the show

crazy to think theres going to be another new ep in just a few hours

Challenge Beast: malcolm doy The Strategist: sandra The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: michaela, she learned her lesson from the sand-diagram The Cutthroat: uh tony uh The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: caleb Under The Radar:hali because i dont remember her and she has that goat look to her Wildcard: tai is the wildest of cards Bench Player: ill toss zeke in here Final 3 Prediction: tony, hali, aubry Winner Pick: AUBRY. for the simple reason that mel got served who called in with her dad to reality show show one time picked her as the winner and there is no one i trust more with my survivor picks. now i took all the obvious choices and you will be stuck picking different things so yours isnt just the same as mine

it was eerie hearing sean and hayes predict every award, i dont know how they did it

tbh i dont understand why the number is funny i just pretend i do to impress my uncle

i think theyre only super knowledgable experts when it comes to crystals, auras, and chakras. for food info i will stick to the food experts: dougboys