Dan Telfer

Please send all wiener pics care of forum user "arthwollipot".

Follow and stuff! https://twitter.com/nerdpokerpod

Tweet character drawings to @NerdPokerPod too, if you get a chance!

On the internet the "constructive" is silent.

I miss being 19 and having nowhere else to put my hostile energy than anonymous message board trolling. I made some Dave Matthews fans REAL SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND TIRED in 1998, let me tell you.

You seem fun.

Cool! In the meantime, do you have a Twitter handle?

Hai Animated Beaver, what are the odds you can animate that pic and set it to the 8-bit music?

I have a logical answer to this because I track all my choices to attack against my alignment, but I am reluctant to share them because I'm pretty sure delving into such semantics would permanently alter my own personal alignment.

Thanks! Updating my sheet.

YES.

We are the size of giant mice, is why.

I purposely tanked the episode to teach non-Steve fans a lesson. (the numbers go up a lot over the course of the week, the ep only went up yesterday)

Every time you smoke a cigarette a baby explodes. #TheMoreYouKnow

Sarah rules.

Yeah! Fuck you, traffic!

Clearly there is an H.

You guys are super nice. Thanks!

Thanks for the nice words, guys! To those who asked me on Twitter, yes I am going to buy my own D20.

iOS 8 fucked up the Podcast app. They need to update it again. I can't get my Kittentimes 5000 GIF Maker app to work either. Oh, hai guys.

Blaine references a glass gargoyle, not a crystal skeleton. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

I hope you guys enjoyed the secret message I sent loyal listeners through a code made up of ums and ahs WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Thanks! I have listened to every episode of Nerd Poker so this was pretty fucking cool, and it was great just to scrape the rust off my dice.

. (thanks for the kind words and great episode, guys)

Yes, this is my name and I am a person with it.