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  1. EarBear

    Episode 62.5 β€” Minisode 62.5

    YOU'RE VERY ELABORATE! YOU!
  2. EarBear

    Episode 62.5 β€” Minisode 62.5

    Very true. Who knows. I might be off base, maybe they're trying to get Zooey in to do it and the issue is just a scheduling one. I bet she's busy. Although I saw her getting her own take-out once at this bomb vegetarian place called Hugo's in Studio City. Seems like she should've had someone else do that for her. I dunno, man. here's how I'll sum up this entire discussion for everyone: 1) Zooey Deschanel looks pretty good w/o any makeup up picking up her own take-out. 2) If you go to Hugo's, I strongly recommend their warm quinoa salad with beets and gorgonzola. The quinoa wilts the greens the perfect amount, and the gorgonzola is accented wonderfully by the sweetness of the beets and dried cherries.
  3. EarBear

    Episode 62.5 β€” Minisode 62.5

    I think that's very possible, she seems like a pretty cool lady, actually. That said, put yourself in June's place. It's fuckin' Zooey's show, man. I'll drum up a real world analogy, if that helps. Imagine you have a sweet side gig doing some graphic design work a few times a year at a pretty successful start-up. The key player in said start-up made a substantive contribution to an app that a huge company put out a few years ago which failed miserably. Your friends get together for a semi-regular bitch fest to talk shit about bad software at a pub frequented by many people who work closely with that key player at that pretty successful start-up that occasionally throws you some graphic design work. If you aren't smart enough to talk your friends into changing the subject of that night's bitch fest, I'd strongly advise you to make other plans for that night.
  4. EarBear

    Episode 62.5 β€” Minisode 62.5

    The Happening, co-starring Zooey Deschanel. The star of New Girl. A very enjoyable show that sometimes co-stars Ms. June Diane Raphael. Don't hold your breath, kids.
  5. Shannon, thank you for so eloquently describing why I should never watch this movie under any circumstances. Ever. Great ep, though - really enjoyed Fred Stoller!
  6. EarBear

    Birdemic 2

    https://www.facebook.com/events/355908684508901/ BOOM!
  7. The internet is sadly evolving into an engine to subsidize people's stupidity.
  8. EarBear

    Episode 61.5 β€” Minisode 61.5

    I don't know if you're an old enough kitty to be watching Game of Thrones. That show is meant for older cats.
  9. EarBear

    Episode 61.5 β€” Minisode 61.5

    I know Paul said he was drunk when doing the corrections and omissions, but just to clarify, the animated gif was of Sylvester in the ass up prone position, not JoBeth Williams doing yoga. The background screengrab was snapped and posted by ZARATHUSTRA. As with all of the great creativity on these message boards, it was a group effort! We're all inspired by each other's posts, jokes and observations.
  10. Intern? Was it Marissa Wompler? Jokes aside, really amazing job Shariq and all involved!
  11. EarBear

    Howard the Duck

    Tipsily rewatching on HBOGo. Haven't seen since the drive-in since I was 9. Hook it up, Paul. This is a classic pile SO worth an ep.
  12. EarBear

    MEMEZOUKAS

    The Earwolf image uploader seems to misfire / not work right for most of us, Be Cool. Best advice is upload your image to a third party image host like imageshack, tinypic or your Tumblr, then copy the image location and paste it into the image URL inserter in the topic reply window.
  13. This is the most amazing thing I'll read all day and it's only 9:26AM... i obviously need to start frequenting theparrotforum.com...
  14. EarBear

    MEMEZOUKAS

    If you go back far enough, actually...
  15. I hope the bottom part of your pockets poke out. And also your balls.
  16. I don't want to pee on anybody's parade, but Mantzoukas is not really that mysterious a cat. I think the thing with St. Clair not knowing his address was a joke. Even if it isn't, as cool as they are with each other, sometimes you just don't give your address to certain people with whom you work - think about it. Nobody I work with has my address, cause fuck these people. I've seen Zouks around L.A. a few times. i saw him eating at the La Poubelle bistro by UCB with Nick Kroll a few months ago. He's hilarious on podcasts, and surprisingly charming if you catch him on stage, but he is just a man. A man with infinite white shirts...
  17. EarBear

    MEMEZOUKAS

    I did an ALT version, but it isn't as mesmerizing as the infini-loop one...
  18. EarBear

    MEMEZOUKAS

    so many white shirts...
  19. EarBear

    MEMEZOUKAS

    Shannon, you are awesome.
  20. EarBear

    MEMEZOUKAS

    I accidentally did the text on these black on white and i'm too lazy to change it.
  21. You type good for a cat.
  22. I thought the EXACT same thing...
  23. This is so much more enjoyable than the actual movie.
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