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Andrew. Andrew. No.

You are bad at school, Danny. Like you don't know how to do it at all. Don't drop classes! Just attend occasionally and enjoy your C.

Friggin Rose_Cream, you lil cutie!

We're more like the mama and papa who run the bunny ranch in that HBO show. We work as a team and we seem like we could be a couple, but I'm just here so you feel safe and he's just here to have sex with our children.

Who is pretending that, Norm? I'm overly mean, then overly nice. I tell you all I love you. I act like I'm your mom, but I also write erotic fiction you star in. I'm both withholding and smothering. And I ask you extremely personal questions in hangouts and pretty much any other time I get the chance. I'm a major creep. btw suck my dick, Norm

Catrick Stewart, you're fucking up a lil bit here but you're clearly very funny so I do love you and accept you as one of us. Can I ask you a question? Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? I'd just like to get to know you better now that we're blood brothers. Soup, I did like your story about your friend losing half of his foot, but it made me very sad and it also made me fall in love just slightly with your disfigured friend. I want to hear your other sad stories, but I'm scared of the feelings they'll bring.

I'm looking forward to the next hangout. I hope some of the newest newbies will attend because y'all have straight up won me over already. And SteveH too. Guys? Next Friday so Jack Russell Terrier or whatever the fuck will chill out?

ABRAXAS, BE MY FRIEND, YOU FUCKER. Don't ignore me.

I'm a big fan of emotion. Let's be friends. Set it up, baby. Tonight is also not a work night. Let's be friends at any time that is convenient for you, my love. Hi Jan jr. Esq. I like you.

Hey Paul, You created the "secret bit," an additional joke at the end of a live performance that starts 10 minutes after the show ends. So far not a single audience member has waited around long enough to see it. Does it hurt when your art goes unappreciated? Paul, I heard a rumor that if you watch any of your improv performances backwards, you'll hear a demonic voice reciting Martin Lawrence's Wash Yo Ass SNL bit. Is there any truth to this?

I like you already. I'm vouching for you, so you'd better be cool. Don't let me down.

Reality Show Show is brilliant and consistently funny. I fell in love immediately. Start from the beginning and be prepared to love Sean and Hayes even more than you already do.

You guys are very funny and likable. I hope you'll talk during the next hangout, Steve. You're interesting and sassy. And I appreciate that you aren't complaining about the Howl thing unlike some other people I know who happen to be very good friends of mine. Soup, nice story. Very, very funny. I don't love the masturbation detail but, you know, I don't hate it either.

So glad there was no popcorn gallery for Julie Klausner. You fucking fuckheads. I still love you, but my god.

I had a lot of fun in the hangout last night. So you know what you missed out on, here is a list of the forumers who participated: honlads, Game of Scones, souprman, Danny Boy Wizard, RanRan, Houston, JeffreyParties, Joe McGurl, and Michael Bay of Pigs. And a list of forumers who stopped by for varying amounts of time with an average time of 3 seconds: Bruce Reid Robinson II, Dixon, SteveH, HayesNSean, TaranKillemBadGuys, someone named John, someone named Zachariah. Excellent job, friends. I'd rather go to Hogwarts with Tronn. Lol Game of Scones! We have inside jokes now! Aren't you sad you don't get it?

Click the link, fuckhead. I love you.

Hey come back anyone who has come and gone. I miss you.

https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/gwijeintmohhqxevyftfv6xbuua Come join, dummies!

Okay, Norm! Do what you need to do!

Hey guys, I'll be home in around an hour (5pm pst) so we can do a hangout anytime after that. What time works best for you folks (anyone interested, but especially Norm)?

You were in the woods?

Let's do a hangout on Sunday then. Unless you have a wife and kids who want to spend time with you or something. Yuck. jk wives and kids r cool

Hey Norm, you working late this weekend?

Excellent Pauly Shore story, Mike.

I am so sorry.