xoValeriexo

I went to a fair about an hour from my house and broke my ankle when I slipped on some old chinese food. I had to stay the night at my cousin's place because I couldn't drive home. A bunch of people were over, drinking. One guy brought a dog and the dog bit someone who kept getting in it's face even though he was warned the dog might bite. The owner of the dog picked it up by the collar and started punching it in the face. I screamed for him to stop. He was confused. The guy who was bitten started yelling at me. Calling me names, telling me to mind my own business, and he wouldn't stop. I told him he would amount to nothing because he's trash and he knows it. I told him he should leave because I can't, so he did. I hid crying under a blanket for the next hour, while everyone around me hung out without a care. He came back later, still kind of mad, saying I was disrespectful, but then I allowed him to join me under the blanket and he told me he'd been crying too. I appreciated that but was still very upset. That was the worst night of my life. That guy shot himself a year and a half ago. I got $16,500 for that chinese food fall though. So it wasn't all bad!

Oh, um, you're fucking dead to me if you don't respond with sincerity. Thanks, Blink.

I like you guys but I'd love some more personal information. Deep dark secrets, sad family stories, molestation anecdotes, whatever. I'll start so you can see what I'm going for: My dad robbed a bank. He blamed my cousin and I and we wrote a fucking vicious rap-rock song dissing his sorry ass. When I was 13 I took drugs daily, hung out at clubs on weekends, and went to multiple raves. I sold fake drugs at one of the raves and used counterfeit money. I have been to many funerals and have cried with dumb songs playing: Creed's With Arms Wide Open (relative was going to play the song when his baby came home from the hospital, she died at 2 days old), NSYNC's I Want You Back (17 year old got a head injury playing football), Dale Earnhardt's theme The Intimidator (cousin committed suicide, I felt I could've helped him). And, for something a little more light, I once spit in my dad's face because I saw Pacey do it on Dawson's Creek the week before. Now let me hear your motherfucking stories, motherfuckers. I love you, bye!

You're the one on the right? Bit of an Adrien Brody vibe. You into reggae, bro?

Hmm let's get some shots from a few other angles. P into everything happening with this photo but I've been fooled before (did u kno John Malkovich was just PRETENDING to b mentally challenged???) jk welcome I'm the sexually aggressive one

I like you.

Hmmm my favorite shakey thing to give food flavor? Pepper. Definitely Pepper. Wish I had some Pepper right now. Where the fuck is my Pepper?

It was a great season, Jack. First of all a few people slept together immediately. One lady said racist stuff like "fresh off the boat," And this girl Allison was so fucking horrible to her ex. She told him he looked sexy in a shirt that tied in the front like something a girl might wear to a low-key Ren fair, so he started wearing it all the time. She was actually just manipulating him and would talk shit to the cameras about how stupid he looked in it. Yeah. Amazing.

They once had an estranged father and daughter on the show, Dick and Danielle. They also once had two people on who were brother and sister but didn't know it. I believe the story is that they were adopted separately as children. They had an exes season too.

Otto von Biz Markie

http://genuinehorror.tumblr.com/post/123558241894/bb-17-episodes-4-and-5 Ugh eps 4 and 5 of Big Brother. Who even cares? Eff you.

http://genuinehorror.tumblr.com/post/122890262494/big-brother-17-episode-3 Big Brother 17, Episode 3 Have at it, you hungry, hungry hippos. Also welcome to the newbie forumers. I like you.

http://genuinehorror.tumblr.com/post/122610805954/big-brother-season-17-episode-2 Episode 2 thoughts. I hardly even tried to be funny in this one, so it's hard to say if it's worth a read. YOUR CALL!

Hi Fleergen, I'm really glad you posted here. I have been really struggling to find someone to talk to about reality shows because all of my friends recently stabbed me in the back and I don't want to talk about it but honestly you wouldn't believe what they put me through. I'm watching Big Brother and The Bachelorette too! Did you enjoy the first episode of Big Brother? You know I wouldn't even care if they had just been straightforward with me. You try to build trust and develop a bond and you end up losing everything, but enough about two-faced frenemies... Let's get down to business. To start here is a link to my Tumblr post about the first ep of Big Brother: http://genuinehorror.tumblr.com/post/122525645469/big-brother-season-17-episode-1 Talk to you later! Please don't take my friendship for granted! Fleergen + Valerie = BFFS 2015 lol

Matt Mira was the engineer on Todd Glass and Jimmy Dore's podcast Comedy and Everything Else. He worked at the Apple store at the time. I think he just became successful because he met Chris Hardwick and they hit it off since they both like Ninja Turtles and Battle Toads. But I think they just keep him around because he makes Jonah Ray look good.

Bozos, you are the master.

Hi 'Scoots.

Wait, I should be nice too... sorry about your grandma. And your ear. And for what honlads is gonna do to you after he reads this post.

Sorry to hear about that rash, man.

A Bear!!#!!! A BEAR!!!!!!!!!

Thank-you for this beautiful song with intricate guitar work. Anastasia is right that Chanson is actually a beloved forum member. He's not only a friend, he's like a stepbrother to me. Embrace your inner Chanson, Rachel. Not only should you embrace it, you should brag about it...I know Chanson would.

Colt, are you going to talk next time you're in a chat? I'd love to hear this story about meeting Shaq you've been subtly teasing.

I watched the chat and at 1.5 speed it actually feels like you guys have a nice flow going. My thoughts: A Bear has a brgrho vibe. His Melissa McCarthy should be the new Bond comment is v brg. A Bear is like the offspring of Paul Newman and Frank Sinatra -- or some non-famous guy with great hair and a disc jockey with a commanding voice. Rod Aug looks like my stoner ex. Do not get dreadlocks, Dave, they will not look good on you. Just Add Pepper is precious and I like that he has suffered (in the form of being mistaken for a woman in drive-thrus). Rachel/popgoestheweiselquist is a regular Chanson what with all her opinions on things I know nothing about. And her Australian accent is tops. I cast Souprman appropriately in my horror script because he was definitely the harbinger of doom in the chat. And, buddy, in the next hangout I'm gonna need you to turn on a lamp. Because right now, based on the tint of your video, I'm confident you're gonna die of a drug overdose. Houston is one of those metalhead intellectuals. Btw Chanson, I have stolen a ton in the past. A TON. And I don't give a fuck, rich boy. *speeds away on my stolen Razor scooter*

His message: do you have sugar? My response: um no??? Him: don't make a cake because sugar is one of the ingredients and you don't have it.

I am watching you