2011 Earwolf Holiday Carol Contest Submissions

[2011 Earwolf Holiday Carol Contest Submissions]

Earwolf is my life, which I think it pretty clear from my entry. I hope you like it.

Lyrics to “Listening to all Earwolf Podcasts” to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”

Earwolf shows, are you listening?
This is a chart exclusive
A cake bug's bite gives you the second sight
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

Bob Ducca is list-writing
Matt Besser is improvising
Harris plays Phish songs, while Scott moans and groans
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

In the secret hatch you'll hear forced laughter
Play “What Am I Thinking?” for a round
Hear ghost stories from the 1940s
You'll need a plane break just to calm you down

You'll play “RedFoo or SkyBlu”
Find out “What Would Nic Cage Do?”
You'll yell “Henderson”, listen to “Fluffhead”
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

An evil Kelsey Grammar
An idiot Huell Howser
Maya Angelou reads an awful poem
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

Psychic Andy is a fraud
And August Lindt is with God
If you like Reggie Watts, you'll love Weirder Scott
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

On Earwolf podcasts you'll hear Brett Gelman
Even though that dick should still be banned
Get the business from Mr. Jeff Ulrich
Howard Kremer's the summah's biggest fan

If it's not in your wheelhouse
Call Eardrop to whine about
El Chupacabra's pedophilia
Listening to all Earwolf podcasts

[2011 Earwolf Holiday Carol Contest Submissions]

What are you expecting as far as audio quality goes? I don't really know how to go about recording my song because I only have a flip camera, which seems terrible. I may be willing to buy a microphone or something, but I don't know if that would do anything more for the sound. I don't know anything about anything.