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Everything posted by honlads

  1. Nothing matters now anyway, I'm ruined after the police found out that I googled "what goes in the butt. I have to know" without safe search on
  2. Not having the best day, gang. Someone shared a google drive folder with me that was full of uncensored pics of middle fingers
  3. Second week in a row that I'm not even crying a little bit. It's actually kind of funny, how strong my resolve is. If you could get him to return my calls though
  4. A Bear is very good and I love him. I'd like to take the opportunity, while I have your attention, to announce that I am formally retiring the theory that A Bear and Jmonsterface are the same person, even though I do love him too. Wait a sec
  5. This is really good. Milk stuff was so funny. Congrats on getting it done!
  6. Smh you did NOT just say that. No respect. Optimal sweatiness was achieved and you go and say this. No respect.
  7. I was in the grocery store the other day but I didn't see anyone or anything smdh, had my face in a damn screen the whole time watching Men in Black II because I'm a willennial
  8. I'm thankful for some of the connections being made on this forum. Beautiful thing
  9. coach kicked me off the team for refusing to toss a friggin bomb down the field cos i'm atheist
  10. Thinkin did i accidentally log onto the social media website twitter.com over here
  11. ~~THE RESPECTER'S CREED~~ I respect Hayes and Sean, For they are good boys. ~~~~~~end~~~~~~ I know some of you will be afraid to share this
  12. troubling Edit: troubling.
  13. I've seen so many videos on youtube, and I've picked up a few neat tricks for commenting on there, and they help for here too. "I find this difficult to masturbate to" Ever see that comment on YouTube? I think it's classic. Sometimes it's something you wouldn't even normally masturbate to. "Was this filmed with a potato?" Okay now here we have another classic. Very insanely good comment because potatoes are not cameras and if they were they wouldn't even work. "I want a ten hour loop of this." I agree more often than not. Ten hours of this here video would be extremely good to me. "... restored my faith in humanity." I actually think this one sucks "All of those views are me." Probably not but that's what makes this is a hilarious comment to do on videos. One good one is on a long looped video, pick out a timestamp in the middle and say it was your favourite part. Pretty sick one because it's unlikely that you watched the whole thing. That's why this one makes me smile when I see it. "_____ made X accounts so they could dislike X times." A classic roast, that's getting a like Saying a song is Darude Sandstorm. Ummm, Houston, we have a problem, that's usually not the song because I check. Don't like this one because I love discovering new music. Not a good one, folks. "This is why we can't have nice things." Okay, now we're back in business. This is another stone cold classic and it's so versatile, it's actually sick "I can do that hold my beer" okay first of all you've got a brew on you and that's badass, seconds of all that's hilarious "fuck her right in the pussy" haha omg, raunchy, and I love this one but it's on the wrong video usually, that's from a different video, friend. "well that escalated quickly" You can't not smile at that, a crowd pleaser that works... most of the time (anchorman) "Bring Kurt cobain back, take Bieber instead" I hate to end on a sour note, but this ones trying to play God and it's big no no from me I'm afraid. Thanks, hope that helps
  14. I wake up every morning and do a push up and then plank for 1 hour to a classic episode of the fogelnest files and if you don't do that you're insane to me.
  15. Happy anniversary Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of me saying "hey man" to you, which is exciting for both of us. Tomorrow is also the anniversary of the Assblaster(truly_blessed)'s sandwich and I'll be celebrating with my family.
  16. I listen to podcasts too and if you don't mind me sayin, I like many of them, no offense!!!
  17. honlads

    EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns

    Man, it's difficult to pick but here are my my top 5 podcasts: 1. Let me start this list off with a rant. I hate the way having a job is hard and takes time, and I'm a big baby and my big diaper is full. 2. Box Angeles. 3. It's me Box, from Box Angeles. Thanks to my sponsors for the beer. It tastes like absolute piss, which I love. 4. 5.
  18. honlads

    EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns

    PFT's off mic laughter is just the best, especially when it's actually on mic and lasts for an hour and a half
  19. honlads

    EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns

    Bruce I think you're hot can I have your number?
  20. I like an episode of 99% Invisible from time to time, probably because of my unquenchable thirst for knowledge and childlike curiosity.