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Everything posted by honlads

  1. Who knows? It's just a couple of sillybills to address me by, as far as I'm concerned. I've found out that if you google it, you'll find a lot of the comedy I've been working on over the past few years. It's sort of long form improv/character based stuff. My character is a guy who unironically comments on a number of websites. He looks shitty and boring at first, but the funny thing is, he is.
  2. Consider. Yourself. Japed! Sorry man, but I just pranked you so hard. I was only a little scared, there was no risk to my health. Thanks though, and I hope you're better now. Your videos are real good, and I hope things work out with regard to the reality show.
  3. Those are very funny videos, showshowbro. "Purple belt." had me laughing. That's great timing. But I have a qualm. I'm sitting here "Hmm 'Charlie Moos: 3 videos'. I'll check out what that 3rd one is". Well, well, well. IT'S SCARY. I'm a land mammal! If you ain't tryin' to give me a cardiac arrest then wtf are you doing placing this god damn "Shark Attack" video a mere 4 clicks away from me? Are you trying to murder me? Is this attempted murder? I don't know man. I thought you were on my side.
  4. Gotta admit, I was a little thrown by the angle LA Weekly took on HH at first: calling the show satirical in nature, labelling classic Hollywood anecdotes as "fictional", quoting the guys disparaging the RSS etc... Then it hit me, this is exactly the kind of friggin twisted, righteous bit that only Hayes & Sean could pull off. By the time I'd finished the article I was lmao. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Great pic this week, you guys! Wait a sec. Computer, enhance sector G2. Enhance... What the... Computer, upgrade the bitmat RGB, and can i get a lock on the pixel radius? Good lord, what the fu... Wha... Enhance. Oh my god.
  6. Pro-version, baby. Let me put it this way: it kicks some serious ass. And what an honour to receive such a prize. Nice ep!
  7. Hmm let me think for a sec. Damn it's actually hard to remember my staples when put on the spot like this. I'll toss out a few suggs (suggestions). Solange - Losing You Solange - Some Things Never Seem to Fucking Work Solange - Locked in Closets Solange - Lovers in the Parking Lot Solange - Don't Let Me Down Solange - Look Good with Trouble Solange - Bad Girls Solange - God Given Name Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter Solange - T.O.N.Y. Solange - Dancing in the Dark Solange - Would've Been the One Solange - Sandcastle Disco Solange - I Decided, Part 1 Solange - Valentine's Day Solange - 6 O'clock Blues Solange - Ode to Marvin Solange - I Told You So Solange - Cosmic Journey Solange - This Bird Solange - I Decided, Part 2 Haha she's in the news.
  8. I love this. Is this from your act?
  9. honlads

    Episode 285 — Solo Bolo

    Dang. All this negativity.
  10. I feel like I haven't ingratiated myself into this community of handbook-heads enough to expect you guys to friend me on fb, but in time I will post mine and you can all marvel at how gd boring a guy can be. Edit: the guy's me. Edit 2: I was talking about me there.
  11. Hey, it's like I say: If it ain't random, I ain't in the fandom.
  12. Hey Asteck, I just wanted to say that I love this interaction in the comments on your cover photo so, so much.
  13. Wow. What a great ep. I went through three Bic Cristals taking note of the scoops. It's a great pen, but I might just have to upgrade to something that's better equipped to handle this kind of insider goss!!!! Edit: I'm so thankful Hayes and Sean had the gd balls to say what we're all thinking re: Donald Sterly. He said those things in the comfort of his own phone! This whole thing goes against everything the founding fathers stood for!! What's next?? The thought police? Are the thought police next? That's my too sense.
  14. Wow Dave. It's an honour. Do you ever look down at your hands and say, out loud, "Beethoven was in these hands"?
  15. Hi, B.J. Honlads here; Earwolf forums. You played Pfc. Smithson Utivich in the Quentin Tarantino film "Inglourious Basterds", when did you find that some people call blow jobs B.J.'s and did you cry a little?
  16. Geez louise. Please be mindful that I sometimes pop an Earwolf forums tab open at work, and the last thing that environment needs is my shrill yelps.
  17. honlads

    New reality SHOW show episode!

    This is a huge deal.
  18. I think you're right. He's probably gonna be in for some severe criticism from some courts, but he's just gonna have to go with the punches on this one. By the way, everyone, I've been reading these forums for quite a while and only decided to start posting recently. I thought it's about time I showed my boys Sean and Hayes some support and say thanks for all the laughs, tips, and scoops over the last year and a half or so. (I think you're all very funny.)
  19. Great to hear you guys on my favourite band of all time, The Beetles. When I heard you liked them I was like, "Uhhhmm. WIN." In response to Rygel. I feel you on the Michael J. Fox comparison, but him developing Parson's Disease did have a flip side in that it produced buttloads of killer material on the Michael J. Fox show. But this Hayes situation is worrisome, for sure.
  20. That V was so friggin BOSS it was donning a pair of shades. Nice touch. Are those Raymans?
  21. honlads

    Episode 283 — The 5th Anniversary Show!

    Hot. Damn. This is an incredible lineup.
  22. honlads

    Cool Runnings

    What? Cool Runnings is a classic!
  23. Do it please. I'd like it.
  24. honlads

    Episode 68 — Feminism

    I don't think David was embarrassing at all. I'm not saying I agree with everything he said, but he spoke his mind and didn't pretend he was something he's not. He's not a raging sexist or anything, guys. He just believes that men and women are different.