EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees

[EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees]

Nothing matters now anyway, I'm ruined after the police found out that I googled "what goes in the butt. I have to know" without safe search on

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Not having the best day, gang. Someone shared a google drive folder with me that was full of uncensored pics of middle fingers

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Ouch, no like from A Bear. Tough break, dude.

 

Second week in a row that I'm not even crying a little bit. It's actually kind of funny, how strong my resolve is. If you could get him to return my calls though

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im sorry if I'm taking your bit too seriously, but just in case... this is a subject i take very seriously and i am absolutely not making light of a very real problem. i was making an absurd riff on a news story about a bear

 

A Bear is very good and I love him.

 

I'd like to take the opportunity, while I have your attention, to announce that I am formally retiring the theory that A Bear and Jmonsterface are the same person, even though I do love him too. Wait a sec

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Wow, what a great episode of my favorite podcast with my favorite bb Agata!

 

My only critique is that the episode SHOULD have been named, "Agata, Gabe and July, Our Close Friends...With Benefits."

 

This is a reference to the podcast "Trends with Benefits" that is hosted by Agata, Gabe and July. It's a bit of a cerebral joke and definitely a thinker but once you GET it, you'll be glad that you read this post.

 

I just got it omg :D

[EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees]

You guys,

 

 

I'm not gonna front porch any of this and explain how there is so much we would like to fix like our in ability to act... but...

 

 

We finally have our first episode of our "web series" finished. It only took 1 year.

 

 

I don't mean to use the forums as a place to advertise but I have been really anxious to share this on here.

 

 

Thanks and I hope you like it.

 

https://vimeo.com/147347438

 

This is really good. Milk stuff was so funny. Congrats on getting it done!

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Too sweaty

 

Smh you did NOT just say that. No respect. Optimal sweatiness was achieved and you go and say this. No respect.

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Devastated, soup.

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I was in the grocery store the other day but I didn't see anyone or anything smdh, had my face in a damn screen the whole time watching Men in Black II because I'm a willennial

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I'm thankful for some of the connections being made on this forum. Beautiful thing

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coach kicked me off the team for refusing to toss a friggin bomb down the field cos i'm atheist

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Thinkin did i accidentally log onto the social media website twitter.com over here

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I'm not crying

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~~THE RESPECTER'S CREED~~

 

I respect Hayes and Sean,

For they are good boys.

 

~~~~~~end~~~~~~

 

I know some of you will be afraid to share this

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Such a hot pic

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Holands

 

troubling

 

Edit:

 

Honlands

 

troubling.

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I've seen so many videos on youtube, and I've picked up a few neat tricks for commenting on there, and they help for here too.

 

"I find this difficult to masturbate to"

Ever see that comment on YouTube? I think it's classic. Sometimes it's something you wouldn't even normally masturbate to.

 

"Was this filmed with a potato?"

Okay now here we have another classic. Very insanely good comment because potatoes are not cameras and if they were they wouldn't even work.

 

"I want a ten hour loop of this."

I agree more often than not. Ten hours of this here video would be extremely good to me.

 

"... restored my faith in humanity."

I actually think this one sucks

 

"All of those views are me."

Probably not but that's what makes this is a hilarious comment to do on videos.

 

One good one is on a long looped video, pick out a timestamp in the middle and say it was your favourite part. Pretty sick one because it's unlikely that you watched the whole thing. That's why this one makes me smile when I see it.

 

"_____ made X accounts so they could dislike X times."

A classic roast, that's getting a like

 

Saying a song is Darude Sandstorm. Ummm, Houston, we have a problem, that's usually not the song because I check. Don't like this one because I love discovering new music. Not a good one, folks.

 

"This is why we can't have nice things."

Okay, now we're back in business. This is another stone cold classic and it's so versatile, it's actually sick

 

"I can do that hold my beer"

okay first of all you've got a brew on you and that's badass, seconds of all that's hilarious

 

"fuck her right in the pussy"

haha omg, raunchy, and I love this one but it's on the wrong video usually, that's from a different video, friend.

 

"well that escalated quickly"

You can't not smile at that, a crowd pleaser that works... most of the time (anchorman)

 

"Bring Kurt cobain back, take Bieber instead"

I hate to end on a sour note, but this ones trying to play God and it's big no no from me I'm afraid.

 

Thanks, hope that helps

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That goes without saying

 

That goes without saying

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I wake up every morning and do a push up and then plank for 1 hour to a classic episode of the fogelnest files and if you don't do that you're insane to me.

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Yesterday was my one year anniversary of joining the forums. Thanks for not noticing, dickheads.

 

Happy anniversary

 

Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of me saying "hey man" to you, which is exciting for both of us.

Tomorrow is also the anniversary of the Assblaster(truly_blessed)'s sandwich and I'll be celebrating with my family.

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I listen to podcasts too and if you don't mind me sayin, I like many of them, no offense!!!

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Man, it's difficult to pick but here are my my top 5 podcasts:

 

1. Let me start this list off with a rant. I hate the way having a job is hard and takes time, and I'm a big baby and my big diaper is full.

2. Box Angeles.

3. It's me Box, from Box Angeles. Thanks to my sponsors for the beer. It tastes like absolute piss, which I love.

4.

5.

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It took me about 7 months to get into but now Spontaneanation might now be favourite Earwolf podcast, PFT's just the best

 

HH is 5th sorry not sorry

 

PFT's off mic laughter is just the best, especially when it's actually on mic and lasts for an hour and a half

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Bruce I think you're hot can I have your number?

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I like an episode of 99% Invisible from time to time, probably because of my unquenchable thirst for knowledge and childlike curiosity.