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    I have a slight problem in that I really want to suggest The F Plus to people when podcast discussions come up, but some of their real bread and butter content is often based in bizarre, awful sexual fetish stuff. So that person might not actually check out the episodes, just see the titles & descriptions, then think I'm a freakazoid. Those puritan jerks

     

    I listened to a couple of episodes of that back when they were in the Earwolf Challenge but I found it confusing because there was so many dudes with similar voices, and the audio quality was distracting too. Guess I'll give it another go.

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    A guy I met recently said he listened to comedy podcasts. Which one? Smodcast. Then he quoted a super funny interaction between Kevin Smith and a fan: "the fan asks 'if half of your body was a sausage, would it be the top half or the bottom half?' And Kevin Smith says 'that's the best question I've ever been asked.'" Dude starts cracking up.

     

    And he'd never heard of PFT. Never again. Never again.

     

    I had the same experience with a girl in a class of mine. I got all excited when I heard she liked comedy podcasts. Smodcast. "Oh, cool. Yeah I've heard of it. Yeah, I'll give it a listen." It's very, very hard to explain Hollywood Handbook to people like this.

     

    I like Harmontown sometimes, and I made a large group of people listen to Rob Schrab tell a story about his butthole one time. It went down well, which I was pleased with.

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    Andy, here's a workout tip, for free. Every morning, first thing when I wake up, I sit against my headboard with my pillow tucked behind me to support my lumbar region, and I just slap the 'ceps for about 45 minutes. It's a shockingly good workout; I've gone from marshmallow biceps to a pair of concrete slabs in just a few short months.

     

    Sorry, only noticing my typo now. Should read "pair of concrete scabs". I can't lead a normal life anymore, what with all of the babes mobbin' me bahahaaha no it's mostly because of the huge scabs and the pain.

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    Andy, here's a workout tip, for free. Every morning, first thing when I wake up, I sit against my headboard with my pillow tucked behind me to support my lumbar region, and I just slap the 'ceps for about 45 minutes. It's a shockingly good workout; I've gone from marshmallow biceps to a pair of concrete slabs in just a few short months.

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    What's a "D" "M" "X"? Is that like a DMV?

     

    I could post a bunch of English celebrities and you'll be all "Yeehaw, howdy y'all, I reckon I cain't recognise that there fella, now I believe I was fixin' myself a big ol' plate 'o grits" but I DON'T because I'm considerate.

     

    I guess that, probably, we both recognise this guy and nobody else here does.

     

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    Hey cool! I took a class at Mary Immaculate College but it was this weird program where a teacher from my college came with us on the trip and taught the class, just in a different setting? Who knows. We may have stopped for a bit in Kilkenny to look at a castle but I don't think we spent much time there. It looks like a really cool city though from what I see here on google. When I go back someday I'll have to make it a point to stop there

     

    also the bartender was ok I think he was just teasing AKA being cheeky as I like to say

     

    Ah, I've been inside Mary I. before. Andy Kneis and I have walked on the same ground, everybody!

     

    Kilkenny Castle's actually really cool and the grounds are great when it's sunny and stuff. Barman sounds cheeky alright, I thought he might be just slagging you, but I really wanted to say "problematic".

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    ACTUALLY I spent most of the time in Limerick but we also stayed a few days in Galway and then a bit in Dublin too plus a few visits all around like Cork and places like that too. I did do touristy stuff like the Blarney Stone and Guinness factory and one time I tried to buy a beer with a credit card and the bartender went "ugh Americans" so sorry about that fellow Americans I am a shitty ambassador

     

    I lived in Limerick a few years ago and went to college there before I dropped out. Now I'm going to a different college. It was a p cool time there. I've never been inside Blarney Castle or the Guinness factory. Sounds like that guy was a jerk and bad at his job, and holds negative stereotypes about Americans. Hmmmm this is problematic. Did you go to Kilkenny? Kilkenny's a great place, and I live there.

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    Come on, Andrew. I'm from Ireland and I live in a shed and have to crank a modem to get enough internet to do posts, but even I recognise a rapster who completely changed the game when I see one.

     

    Just kidding about the ol' living situation. I live in a nice house with plush furnishings.

     

    Edit: Freja that's incredibly funny.

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    Oh yeah sure check it out if ya want! This is from a while ago when the characters were all different and shit. Also it might be terrible, I haven't read it in a while but here it is online http://andything.fil.../fat-pants1.pdf

     

    edit: please ignore the weird font and typos I didn't know what the heck I was doing back then

     

    The fat pants thing reminds of Subway Jared's enormous jeans, and like the jeans, the spec is good. I especially liked the "fat pants 911?" text message part.

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    guys I got high while reading that laweekly interview and started down an indica fueled mind journey exploring pics of the bros, past reviews of the shows, and interviews from the first days of RSS til present time. eventually the drugs wore off and i snapped back to reality with an unshakable feeling of 'was i asleep or is this deja vu'? while i was not sure what happened to the last 4 hours I was sure of one thing, if i still like this show in another six months than I will be perceived as a mere hipster. I Love that S+H are finally getting some of the credit they definitely deserve and to see a community of like-minded comedy heads rally around them in support, but at what point do we lose touch? when does HH become a faceless corporation, an out of touch business that treats its fan base as a statistic, cutting off the personal connection and participation. the bros are blowing up and my heart soars for that but i die a little inside every time it takes me an hour to catch up on the forums after just a day or two because of its popularity. my thoughts harken back to a time when just the knowledge of the shows' existence was your initiation into a unique tribe. An escape from the doldrums of life and the gelatinous minds that wander the southeastern united states. an institution that i belonged to that finally wasnt preceded by 'mental'. just think about how the first 50 fans of Nirvana felt by 1991... Im not judging or condemning or even trying to bring a bad vibe to the board i guess im just rage/vent/ranting at this point but somebodys got to feel me right?!?! anyways its been a rough week and i miss chanson, i hated him until he was gone, which im sure has been his plan all along. and wtf?! where is huglife?! why havent we formed a search party?! its bullshit! Drops Mic. ive got to stick to sativa man dammit...

     

    THANK YOU. Geez this has been running through my mind for a while now. I thought I was the only one. It only struck me a couple weeks ago, I said to myself "HELL! I better start posting on the boards before HH gets gobbled up by the mainstream monster." "FREAKIN' HECK!!", I said. "FRICK", was another thing I said.

     

    Look guys, I bought the pro version this week. I didn't receive my due prize, and I played it off as a big joke. I worked it into a visual bit, because that's who I am. What was I supposed to do? Leave the funny zone? Turn myself off? Get out of here. But, truth be told, I was hurt. It hurt me to not have a book by BJ Novak named after me. Did it make me cry? Who can say? I've got nothing against my boys Hayes & Sean, they're sweet dudes with hearts of golds, but maybe they're losing touch a little?? Maybe, just maybe. I just hope the guys can stay grounded as their lives truly take flight, like a hot air balloon lifting off the ground or a plane.

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