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    Doctor rant! Bear with me but some of the stresses of this job are actually starting to get on top of me myself and I! To put it in plain terms, ego maniacs run this hospital. I get suspended for bringing in a bass and playing my own spin on the Iron Man riff in the orthopaedic plate ward??? Trying to lighten the mood for once. Made up rule!!! Could have let me know some notes were resonating in the plates, a simple text would have sufficed

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    Pathetic, low effort episode entirely devoid of both intellectual and comedic content. I had come to expect better not just from the hosts, but from the forum users awa well. The efforts the reel in the listener were complete failures just like the rest of your miserable lives (something we all know to be tre if we look deeply inside of ourselves) but if nothing else this episode served as a tarnished brass bookend on a longwinded thesis about how empathy is a notion that humanity has exolved beyond the need for. Civilization is now an updated fersion of what antiquated bigots reffered to as "a good od fashiond fag drag" andno I do not mean an inhale on a cigarette. Cigarettes are bad for peoples health.

     

    Welcome to "Through The Looking Glass".

    Get of my barren desolate yard you damn kids.

    Hail Satan.

     

    You pieces of shit want me to edit me posts now? NOW? Figure it the fuck out you have more than enough context clues. I am busy pricing sex dolls that I dont even want to fuck. I just want a human form to embrace that wont try to hurt me. I am become the baby monkey clingingy meekly to the wire form sparsely covered in carpet remnants because guess what, living thing need comfort or some kind, artificial or not and I am done with actual humans as a possible option. You made you monster. Proud stuff.

     

    Yes. Yes. You love the spaghetti. It makes you better. It makes you alive. Let me pour you a drink from my udder.

     

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  13. Posted

    Folks it's funny they should mention Netflix's Love because I actually have a bit in my act about it. A lot of these characters, well let's just say I didn't see much "love" up there on my screen. I would have called the show "Rude", on account of some of these characters acting all rudey rude. A more appropriate title would be rude, why isn't this show called RUDE

     

    Regards

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    how many of you HHeads have a Heil subscri- erm.. I mean, HOWL subscription yet?

     

    On last week's thread I made this post:

     

     

    Congratulations to Adam Buxton and the gang at "The Adam Buxton Podcast". Big congrats to "Black Girl Nerds". Congratulations to the folks at "Casefile". "Hollywood Handbook", I know this one, Sean Clements congrats on all the hard work. I know a lot of blood, sweat and tears went into this, now here's your reward. Congrats man. The gang at NPR's "Invisibilia" do great work, great to see them rewarded; congrats. Congratulations to everyone involved at "Love Me". Congratulations to the "Off Camera" crew. "On The Media"? More like On The Podmass. You made it, guys. Congrats. Congratulations to Adolf Hitler of the Nazi party. "Revisionist History", you guys just made history, congratulations to you. Dan Savage, of the "Savage Lovecast", congrats to you big guy. "Scriptnotes"! A long time coming. Congratulations. "Siblings Peculiar", congratulations, folks. "Sleep With Me" wow, saucy title, congratulations on all the success. You made it "Stuff You Missed In History Class". Nice job. Congratulations. Chana Joffe-Walt at "This American Life", congrats.

     

    And last but not least: Congrats to the AV Club on yet another great podmass feature. I love podcasts.

     

    Eagle eyes will have noticed that I congratulated Adolf Hitler in this post, as a test, and quite rightly withheld their likes. That name might be familiar to you. He was a famous Nazi. Nazi sympathisers will have liked the post and yes I have called the police. Now with all this "heil" stuff cropping up, I'm almost ready to bid this podcast and forum a dude (cool new way to say "adieu").

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    Look whose singly-hosted episode got on Podmass. No, not Hayes'. Sean's! So the takeaway lesson here is that, other than the fact that Sean can "do that", vengeance is a great reason to do things.

     

    Congratulations to Adam Buxton and the gang at "The Adam Buxton Podcast". Big congrats to "Black Girl Nerds". Congratulations to the folks at "Casefile". "Hollywood Handbook", I know this one, Sean Clements congrats on all the hard work. I know a lot of blood, sweat and tears went into this, now here's your reward. Congrats man. The gang at NPR's "Invisibilia" do great work, great to see them rewarded; congrats. Congratulations to everyone involved at "Love Me". Congratulations to the "Off Camera" crew. "On The Media"? More like On The Podmass. You made it, guys. Congrats. Congratulations to Adolf Hitler of the Nazi party. "Revisionist History", you guys just made history, congratulations to you. Dan Savage, of the "Savage Lovecast", congrats to you big guy. "Scriptnotes"! A long time coming. Congratulations. "Siblings Peculiar", congratulations, folks. "Sleep With Me" wow, saucy title, congratulations on all the success. You made it "Stuff You Missed In History Class". Nice job. Congratulations. Chana Joffe-Walt at "This American Life", congrats.

     

    And last but not least: Congrats to the AV Club on yet another great podmass feature. I love podcasts.

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