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Alison would be the top earner at Jumbo's Clown Room.
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Scott owns two types of bells.
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Fangtastic deathisode. Yesss.
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SCOTTY D
Well my name's Scotty D and I am no fool
So it's time to tell you, you gotta go back to school
And when I say I'm not a fool, it means I'm not a fooler
And that means that you gotta go buy a ruler
a...PROTRACTOR! Uhh...that's a fact.
Your gotta buy some supplies
And if you do you then you go to school and it makes you really wise
And then you sit, and no you don't gotta listen to someone called a preacher
It's a teacher!
So when you sit there, then eacher ya is gonna have to listen to all the things
like math and science
and also a little thing that we like to call...mathscience!
So when you sit there, and you sit there on your butts
I hope that...school don't drive you nuts. AMY!
AMY P
Well I'm home-schooled now from my mom and dads
and I like it so much and it makes me glads
Cuz they teach me things like arithmetic
And how to make bacon in the sink
And I like to go in the car
and drive real far and drive real far
My mom and my dads are my teachers cuz
And I know that the sun is made out of cheese!
and the moon is made of a giant, big ball of yarn
that goes down and then hangs up in the morning
And everybody causes an alarm. And they sayHey Ho, Jump Off The Roof!
Hey Ho, Jump Off The Roof!Into the pool and get paralyzed
But don't forget to open your eyes
and check out the sun and the ball of yarn
that makes up the moonAnd where you goin?
Where you goin??
Where you goin???
DAVID FIENE
My name's David Fiene. Everything is fine
I use a ruler to draw a line
One time I went to school and I fell down the stairs
They said, "David, get up.", and I said, "Where's where?".
I don't know how to go from Hall A to Hall B to Hall C to Hall D to Hall A
I've gone in a circle in one hallway
Where do I go now? The Infirmiray!
I've got strep throat. I've got chicken pox.
I've got liver cancer <--- That's a big deal.
Episode 171 — Scrog Secretions
in Comedy Bang Bang
Posted
This episode violates CA maximum occupancy regulations and animal zoning laws.