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  1. SCOTTY D
    Well my name's Scotty D and I am no fool
    So it's time to tell you, you gotta go back to school
    And when I say I'm not a fool, it means I'm not a fooler
    And that means that you gotta go buy a ruler
    a...PROTRACTOR! Uhh...that's a fact.
    Your gotta buy some supplies
    And if you do you then you go to school and it makes you really wise
    And then you sit, and no you don't gotta listen to someone called a preacher
    It's a teacher!
    So when you sit there, then eacher ya is gonna have to listen to all the things
    like math and science
    and also a little thing that we like to call...mathscience!
    So when you sit there, and you sit there on your butts
    I hope that...school don't drive you nuts. AMY!


    AMY P
    Well I'm home-schooled now from my mom and dads
    and I like it so much and it makes me glads
    Cuz they teach me things like arithmetic
    And how to make bacon in the sink
    And I like to go in the car
    and drive real far and drive real far
    My mom and my dads are my teachers cuz
    And I know that the sun is made out of cheese!
    and the moon is made of a giant, big ball of yarn
    that goes down and then hangs up in the morning
    And everybody causes an alarm. And they say

    Hey Ho, Jump Off The Roof!
    Hey Ho, Jump Off The Roof!

    Into the pool and get paralyzed
    But don't forget to open your eyes
    and check out the sun and the ball of yarn
    that makes up the moon

    And where you goin?
    Where you goin??
    Where you goin???



    DAVID FIENE
    My name's David Fiene. Everything is fine
    I use a ruler to draw a line
    One time I went to school and I fell down the stairs
    They said, "David, get up.", and I said, "Where's where?".
    I don't know how to go from Hall A to Hall B to Hall C to Hall D to Hall A
    I've gone in a circle in one hallway
    Where do I go now? The Infirmiray!
    I've got strep throat. I've got chicken pox.
    I've got liver cancer <--- That's a big deal.
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