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Posts posted by lgroskin

  1. Just watched Tiptoes - 2 things:


    1. This movie is best watched as though Gary Oldman is NOT dwarf at all. Instead, he is a full grown man who spends the entire movie pretending to be a dwarf. At various times, he gets himself stuck inside of couches too. Everyone is just 1 line away from saying "Rolph, seriously...just stand the fuck up."


    2. Why does McConaughey insist on kissing the entirety of Beckinsale's face?

  2. Jesus Christ. This movie is awful. The special effects are awful. The non-special effects are awful. The performances ( if you want to call them that) are awful. Jack Black is a giant man child (go figure) who gets transported to a land of tiny people to find himself and help Jason Seagal get laid. HA ! No seriously.

    Actually, he travels to land of tiny people to butcher a classic work of fiction .

    Billy Connelly appears. So does Emily Blunt. Both hand in the worst performances of their lives.

    And yet somebody thought they should pour $112 MILLION (no typo) into this film. Mistakes were made.

    You need to see this movie to understand how things could go so wrong. Please do. And then review!