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    Jade (1995)

    - Angie Everheart gnarly/hilarious death scene. - Immortal quote: "Cristal, Beluga, Wolfgang Puck... it's a fuckhouse."
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    In The Cut (2003)

    Meg Ryan lurches around the screen for 2 hours in this terrifyingly terrible "erotic thriller". There are hilarious "raunchy" sex scenes. Possibly a fake dick is fellated at one point. Apparently Nicole Kidman was supposed to play the Meg Ryan part... Kidman produced it... if Wikipedia is to be believed, this piece of crap movie took FIVE years of development by Kidman and Campion (director) to complete it. Mark Ruffallo and Kevin Bacon play weird creeps.........Jenifer Jason Leigh is beheaded!.................It's the most fucked up terrible movie ever. There is so much more than I can describe here....
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    Demolition Man

    No dice. Demolition Man is amazing.
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    Basic Instinct 2

    Oh hell yes. It's worth it for the hilarious "orgy" scene alone!
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    Krippendorf's Tribe (1998)

    This movie is so so bad. Good choice.
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    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    Holy F! There is a Bad Lieutenant 2?! The first one is deserving enough!
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    Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

    Nah, Birdemic reeks of a knowing, winking, hipster behind it hoping to create/cash in on the same kind of "midnight madness" appeal that The Room has. That's why it fails -- it doesn't have a genuine brilliant/insane talent(lessness) behind it like a Tommy Wiseau or a Joe Eszterhas.
  8. OMG.... I can't even describe how terrible/awesome this movie is. It's got it all. It's almost on par with The Room in terms of acting/production values/props/casting/nonsense. It's available only on Netflix as far as I can tell... it's filed under "steamy romance" but should really have been filed under "brilliant, hilarious disaster".