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    Ugh get a room you two! Nothing more awkward than real-life friends in an internet forum. It's like taking your masks off at an orgy! And in case you don't know what I'm talking about because you don't go to very many orgies, it's NOT COOL! It reduces the turgidity of everyone's erections by an average of almost 17%. Sure, its still enough to get the job done, but frankly if you think of it like a job, then you shouldn't be at an orgy in the first place. You should only go to an orgy if you really love fucking. Fucking strangers. Who goes to an orgy to try and reconnect with their acquaintances? Weirdos that's who. Now both of you go change your usernames to something anonymous, and we'll pretend this never happened.

     

    Edit: and just to be clear, ladies can have erections too. Read a science book.

     

    Don't worry. Flibanserin, baby! Female hardons are saved.

     

    Edit: And in the meantime, we can always go with the happy meal option. (Thank you, second listen.)

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    Hi I was going to say "You live in Austin, who are you?" but I actually think we have met before -- I know Bill and Sean.

     

    Also, I am in love with this episode, Julie Klausner was my secret dream guest for a long time and this is even better than I thought it would be. I always listen twice in a row, but this time I'm listening 3 times in a row.

     

    Hello! Glad to bump into you again, esp in the forums for my favorite podcast.

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    Small was awesome: I had to listen twice! My hand joins the others in voting Tiny and Victor in as regulars.

     

    (No surprise they were drawn to the studio: Gotta wonder about a bagel so pungent it has to be bagged separately so the other bagels don't smell like the everything. It definitely makes this coworker poke her head out when her sesame's been rubbed up on by an everything!)

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    Episode 42 Quadruple Mix-In

    Great in so many ways: from the Q&A, kicking off the show with a heated debate over the definition of quadruple penetration, to Twitter inspiring the Fecal Blowthrough sketch, to "What's Bothering You?" segueing into Jason getting vetted as a Republican candidate (which, by the way, includes an awesome recall of the Youtube poo poo sketch which then leads to an amazing Gary Marshall campaign message, "Not the director, Gary Marshall"). *Sigh* So good!

     

    Episode 7 Battleship Strap-On

    The episode I had to go back and listen to at least four times, mainly for the sake of the titular sketch (insane to think this is improvised for how funny and well executed it is; made me into an instant Huskey fan) and also for the "What Does That Remind You Of?" segment when Huskey's cursing Ian's cellphone salesman turns him into a demon. (Blink-bloop! Tension fee").

     

    Honorable Mentions: Too many to mention!

     

  25. Posted

    Goddamn, what a quality episode! Favorite segments were the Rosa Parks impersonator (loved it when Matt recommended Lennon's character to associate getting her period with her being a fan of the Twilight series, asking her to "roll with that") and the I Fixed It bits (Pamela nailed how you'd expect an officious, special needs kid to sound). Everyone rocked it, especially the ladies. Please invite Lennon and Pamela back soon.

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