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    I loved that one time when he famously said, "If the gloves don't fit... you must find my client not guilty."


    hahahaha, you could not help but feel some sort of connection to someone with the same name, and start to invent some symbolic parallels between your lives.

  2. It would be kind of neat if the CBB tv show had a super drunk, high, 6 foot, ten year old mentally handi-cap child in the audience, and scott never ever acknowledges or addresses them the whole show. You will just occasionally see a silent tear run down his cheek whenever his punchlines are drowned out, and then eventually the kid takes scott's job and is accredited for the success of the show since the audience laughter seems to always coincide with the kid's violent outbursts. Or Scott tries to gain control of the situation by asking the kid if he wants to host the show, and then everyone loves him and the kid sleeps with Kulap, on stage.



  3. The menstration PSA was a little too graphic. I think I might stick to internet clip comedy on tv. just joking. but seriously, scott pushed that joke too far. wow, I am still thinking about it. I guess you just have to stop talking about it or think of something else and then it'll stop, right? You just change the topic because if you keep referring to it, then such a horribly inappropriate joke just gets worse and worse, and I am really starting to feel weird about this. Okay, here I go. New topic.....ICE CUBE. aaahhhhh, phew. that's better. Hey, isn't it weird how television is way more tolerant of bloody violence, then it is of ....shit, I am back. This joke never ends!

  4. The Pat Robertson clip was amazing. First off, as if some guy is COMPLETELY into a woman, but as soon as he finds out that her children are born in another country, then he forgets all about the great sex(with the woman) and good times they had together. Maybe every man she ever dates is a Birther which could be possible. Despite this implausible logic, Pat immediately takes it a step further and assumes the character of someone TEN times more intolerant. JUST,.......WOW.


    Do you like to poo? I am really starting to think that I actually have a gift. nobody would have answered that question with any kind of disinterest or lack of enthusiasm if they had any kind of experience that I have when I poo. It may be a state of mind, or just an attitude towards pooing but you can go places.